So how about Anne Hathaway, huh? I guess everyone either loves her or hates her. Personally, I'm saving up all my hate for Seth MacFarlane (if you're going to be offensive, at least have the courtesy to be funny). Anne's all right with me. Whispering to her Oscar statue? Okay, that was weird. Yeah she's a try-hard, but I like that about her. But if you MUST hate, here's some fresh meat.
Anne and Kristen Stewart passed each other backstage during the Oscars show, just after Anne's acceptance speech. She saw Kristen on crutches and said, "Oh no!" "I know, I'm an idiot," KStew said, before graciously congratulating Anne on her Oscar. (See? Girl has some manners.) Anne asked if KStew was going out on those crutches and Kristen said no, she'd hobble out.
"Well, break a leg... Oops!" Facepalm, Hathaway!
Dude. What I just said about Seth MacFarlane -- if you're going to be offensive, at least have the courtesy to be funny! Actually, I'm sure Anne didn't mean to be offensive. It was just a goofy joke she made in a moment when she was at her most bonkers, seconds after winning an Oscar. The woman was clearly not in her right mind. I think she's going to be on another planet for at least 72 hours.
But back to Kristen. We were all wondering what was up with those crutches. Everyone on Twitter was asking about the bruises (what, that tiny bluish thing on her arm?). And finally, the mystery is solved: KStew cut her foot on some glass.
According to Kristen's manicurist, Ashlie Johnson, Kristen "had sliced her foot and everyone was worrying about would she wear heels or flats or one heel, crutches or no crutches. She tried so many options, she was really a trouper." So that's what happened! She was also probably in pain -- or on pain killers.
Her hairstylist says Kristen was nervous about the crutches. "She has insecurities about being in front of people, so today was even tougher." So yeah, if Kristen seemed even sulkier than usual, it probably had a lot to do with her foot drama. Oh yeah -- and she and Robert just officially-unofficially broke up. So life sucks for Kristen right now! (I admit, I did crack up though when someone tweeted, "I'm a little worried Kristen Stewart is going to end up in the In Memorium.")
Oh Kristen, this too shall pass, this too shall pass. Stupid jokes from Princess Anne, hurting foot, hurting heart. I think Kristen could use a vacation someplace far, far away from the public and everything and everyone.
How did you suspect Kristen had injured herself?
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