Valentine's Day is sooo last week, but I think we need to talk about Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's V-day date. While Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra were celebrating like the classy McClassersons that they are, Farrah, on the other hand, was getting shit-canned with some guy she'd met on the Internet. How do we know? Well, Farrah was drunk tweeting the entire time, of course. How very Brandi Glanville of her.
Her tweets started off, and I'm guessing here, about one Mudslide in and steadily made their way to Drunktown, USA, population: Farrah.
At first she tweeted: "On the best #v-day date everrrr:)" and "I feel spoiled! (Shhhhhh!)."
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I'm not sure if this best date everrrr involved keg stands and 15 shots in a row, but things then took a turn for the worse. She followed up the above with: "#for # perry #winkle."
Then she shared: "It's < - day l. Say still my drink #winsow Doqn. Ya I'm country." Followed by, "#windows down va- shown," and wrapped it all up with the classic, "Uaaaaaa @."
The next day, Farrah deleted those tweets in what I can only imagine was a hangover-infused purge session where she tried to destroy all digital evidence that last night ever happened. Too bad for Farrah, Wetpaint was on their game and captured every last drunken word.
We've come to sort of expect wasted, irrational behavior from Jenelle, but Farrah? Eh, not so much. Farrah has, however, been talking recently about how it's OK for moms to go out and party, so hey, at least she's putting her money where her mouth is.
Farrah can drunk tweet all she wants as far as I'm concerned, but the minute she puts out another song, that's it. She's fired.
What do you think of Farrah's booze-filled Valentine's Day?
Photo via F1abraham/Twitter
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