Sooooo ... Sean Lowe totally "told all" on a special episode of The Bachelor tonight, yet I think I speak for plenty of fans when I say we're still not quite satisfied.
Ok, that's being a bit too kind. This may have been a "tell all" special, but I still don't feel like I know a damn thing more about Sean than I did before I turned on the TV tonight. Which is pretty much what most of us expected. Sean may be a lot of things -- but he's not a "revealer."
Let's do a quick run down of new information we most definitely did NOT learn this evening. Sean's really hot. And Sean is such a gentleman. And he definitely digs an outdoorsy woman. But even after watching footage of what took place so far this season, he still doesn't think Tierra is playing with a few cards short of a full deck.
OMG! I mean, I know he's a stand-up dude and all, but come on -- Sean was really, really easy on Tierra tonight even though the rest of America thinks she's full-blown bat sh&% crazy. Granted, he admitted that she probably never should have come on the show. And he acknowledged the fact that she doesn't get along with any other living or breathing females her peers. But still -- he didn't come right out and say he thinks she's a major wack-a-doo.
And another thing Sean wasn't exactly telling about -- what he does and does not plan on doing in the fantasy suites. When Chris Harrison asked him what will probably go down behind closed doors on the overnight dates in Thailand, he practically snapped, "That's none of your business!" Easy, Sean -- E-A-S-Y.
Yes, it's awesome that he's not one to kiss and tell. But this is The Bachelor, so in this case, it really sucks that he's not one to kiss and tell. (Throw us a bone, dude. Pun intended.)
I guess we'll just have to wait and see how next week's episode plays out instead of trying to squeeze any extra tidbits of info out of Sean. But I'm not gonna lie -- if he doesn't stay in the fantasy suite all night with at least one of the remaining three women, even I'll go to bed frustrated next Monday.
Did anything Sean said tonight surprise you?
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