kourtney kardashianLast night, one of those random, not-on-the-day-and-time it's-supposed-to-be episodes of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami aired. And by happy accident, I caught it. (One of the many perks to having the TV permanently tuned to E!)

Throughout the episode, Kim complained to her not-so-secret admirer Jonathan Cheban that Kourtney has been shirking her Kardashian duties, leaving she and Khloe to pick up the slack (there was even a scene in which Kim and Khloe were giving a radio interview and Kim pretended to be Kourtney [who wasn't there], saying "I have to go breastfeed Penelope now.").

But things came to a head when Jonathan full-on verbally attacked Kourtney, calling her a "bitch" who's been "pregnant for four years" and who would be "nothing without Kim" among other things. And, Kourtney, not appreciating Cheeban's Kim-obsessed words, slapped him.

While I question the authenticity of the fight and the slap, being that they were all laughing while they were arguing (and being that it was an episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami), Kourtney was definitely out of line. Mama needs to learn to control her anger. Buuuut, at the same time, Jonathan needs to mind his business. Dude was out of control. Who gets involved in a family argument like that? He said some incredibly nasty things to Kourtney! And could he possibly be more in love with Kim? There's no way that man doesn't have a mini Kim K doll who's hair he washes and braids every night.

Then, in other news, Kim got rid of her unsettlingly cute cat, Mercy, due to allergies. (RIP little buddy.) She sneezed when she was around him once, so clearly she was highly allergic. She gave the little kitty to Khloe's assistant, who apparently just lost a cat of her own and is a huge animal-lover. Smart choice.

In the end, Kourtney and Jonathan resolved their issues and everything is as it should be in Miami. But if that fight wasn't fabricated for TV, I can't imagine those two will ever forget the nasty digs they each took. Shit got real ya'll. (Maybe.)

What did you think of Jonathan getting involved in Kim and Kourtney's fight?


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