Brad Pitt Reveals Angelina Jolie's Disgusting Secret With Rude Valentine's Day Gift

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Angelina JolieThis just in: Angelina Jolie is not perfect. I repeat, Angelina Jolie is not perfect. I know that's hard to accept, considering she's one of the most beautiful women on the planet, living the most envied life possible -- but it's true.

You heard it here first, people -- Angelina has a flaw. And even worse? Brad Pitt completely mocked her for it on Valentine's Day.

I'll just cut to the chase here, Angelina has bad breath. And no one would know that little secret better than her own husband. So instead of wining and dining the mother of his children, Brad decided to get Angelina breath mints. As in, take these before you kiss me and thank me for this wonderful gift. I know, right? Totally "uncool" of him.

Apparently Brad is "always teasing" Angie about her breath -- and that it's "sort of a joke." Oh yeah, I'm sure Ang is laughing real hard about this. I mean, no diamonds? No flowers? Really, Brad? This is sort of mean. Think about it -- would you buy diet pills for someone who's overweight as a "joke"? I seriously hope not.

Bottom line is, I understand that Brad and Angelina probably have a relationship where they joke around and tease each other, but perhaps Valentine's Day isn't the appropriate time to tell your loved one her breath smells like crap.

Do you think this gift was offensive?


Image via Pacific Coast News

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Gerda... Gerdagilda

not in the least this couple like many others vtew the 14th of Febrary as a push from stores to spend money like mothers day and fathers day . "quoting someone else you best treat me special everyday not one day a year!


 

laris... larissalarie

Not offensive at all. Their sense of humor and not choosing to be offended is likely why they're happier than you.

nonmember avatar Thinker

Probably because she never eats. Ketosis breath.

Momo77 Momo77

I don't think she is beautiful at all, she has no body and she looks like she is anorexic and not very healthy at all.

psych... psychofab

I think she's pretty but is gorgeous with more curve to her. Have you ever seen her in Gigi? Gorgeous, though a terribly sad movie. 

EmmaF... EmmaFromEire

I hope this doesn't come across as mean, but i think she looks ill in that picture. She looks gaunt, it's scary.

Blues... Blueshark77

I don't think it's a big deal. My boyfriend smiles at me as we wake up in the morning, greets me with "Hi, Pony Poop Breath", and kisses me anyway.

krist... kristensmommy

First, she is not that pretty. He lost that when he let go of Jennifer. Second, have you ever watched her in interviews? Her entire career, she's never been a humorous person. And third, she's admitted she has an eating disorder, so maybe if she's quit throwing up her food, her breath would stop smelling so badly.

William Morris

the way brad likes oral sex she can not find time to get her breath clean.

Jane Strickland Bognar

She probably has bad breath from throwing up after every meal... but i think the gift was funny and definately mean!!

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