Justin Bieber on 'SNL' Will Be the Funniest Ever ... If He Lets Them Rip on Him (VIDEO)

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justin bieberJustin Bieber is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend (he's the musical guest, too), and fans are freaked that the show might be canceled due to Nemo the blizzard or, worse, that his hair might get messed up by the high winds and snow. The Biebs tweeted that we should fear not, he is Canadian after all, and assured followers that the show must go on.

Good. Now that that's settled, let's talk about what Justin should do on SNL. A source said that nothing's off-limits for Justin -- weed, Selena, none of it -- so boy better bring his funny and mock himself as we all would: relentlessly.

So! We need a skit making fun of all these weed rumors. Maybe that girl who plays Miley Cyrus (it's the Miley Cyrus show!) could come out and those two could take hits of "salvia", or whatever.

And yeah, I wouldn't mind him making fun of all those photos of him hanging out with those Victoria's Secret supermodels. Maybe something about his and Selena's back-and-forth "Cry Me a River" performances would be good, too. I mean, any acknowledgement of how lame that was would be great.

Most of all, though, I'd like to see Bieber poke fun at his small stature. I've never seen anyone mention it, but the dude's tiny. At 5'6", he's even shorter than Tom Cruise. It's rumored he wears "Bieber Boots" -- shoes with lifts in them -- and the kid's close to the age when growing stops, too. It's not like at 19 he's got a lot of growing to look forward to.

I feel like, if anything, the height jokes are actually off-limits, but at the very least, can somebody please poke fun at his hideous hands tattoo?

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Mary Disnetinc

Justin Bieber is on SNL tomorrow night. He has 1000 Haters for every Fan. Haters are completely responsible for his popularity and wealth. He laughs all the way to the bank. He’s ‘Crazy’, yeah, like a fox. I wonder what the TV ratings will be for SNL when he hosts the show on Feb 9th. I’ll bet everyone watches SNL just for ‘The Bieber Shock Factor’. When he retires from his personal career he will have a new career as ‘The Marketing Genius Manager’ for others. I know I would hire him. Chill. LOL.

nonmember avatar Alexis

"hideous hand tattoos"?! Are you serious? They're PRAYING hands you idiot! He has a song called "Pray" and he's also showing he's a proud Christian!

nonmember avatar Jim

Let's see, JB has 34 million followers on Twitter alone. Of course he has many fans that don't follow him on Twitter. Mary, you say that he has 1,000 haters for every fan. So by your calculations he should have at least 34 billion haters (hate is a very strong word.) Honey, that many people never lived on this planet since the beginning of mankind. If you are going to say something stupid at least be somewhat reasonable.

nonmember avatar Riley

I would have to say that my favorite skit from the other day was the Body Doubles sketch. It was witty and clever, and nice to see Bieber poke fun at himself. I got out of work at DISH early yesterday, so I caught the show live on TV. My roomies watch Game of Thrones, which airs at the same time as SNL, so normally we would flip for the remote. Thanks to my DISH Hopper whole-home DVR that I got, we have the ability to watch up to four different programs at once. While I’m catching up on SNL in the living room, my roommates can watch Game of Thrones in their rooms, so there are no conflicts on who gets the remote anymore.

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