Robert Pattinson's 'Rebound Girl' Spills Their Bedroom Secrets but Is She for Real? (VIDEO)

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robert pattinsonBack when the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal broke out over the summer, we were all feeling sorry for Robert Pattinson. Poor guy! Hiding out at Reese Witherspoon's ranch with his broken heart. But one individual has stepped forward to reveal that RPattz broke out of his funk at least a couple times for a little rebound nookie. A staffer at a private LA club (and occasional model) tells Hollywood Life she had sex with Robert Pattinson twice during his terrible, no good, very bad summer.

Or so she claims. I mean, who is this lady, and why should we believe her? Reportedly, Rob's mystery lover is five-foot-ten with green eyes and dark hair, and she's "really, really pretty." (REEELY?!?) But whether we believe her or not, we want to hear the details anyway. Because!

Okay, deets on a platter. Enjoy:

I hooked-up with Rob twice last summer and I’d give him a 10 for sure. He’s a great kisser and really sweet, but he still totally knows how to take charge. We were drinking a lot both times but he had no problems in the bedroom, we stayed up almost all night the first time.

I think we all know what she means by "stayed up." And who doesn't love a "take charge" kind of guy in the bedroom. Ooh, here's a cute little detail about Rob's smoker's breath, which I'm sure smells like a sunny day mixed with menthol:

He was smoking and since I don’t smoke he was really self conscious about his breath and he kept running to the bathroom to use the mouthwash. I told him it was totally fine but it was still nice that he cared so much. We both knew it was never going to be anything serious but Rob never made me feel cheap. The whole thing was as good as you’d imagine. I’d love to see him again.

Aww, Rob being self-conscious and considerate about smoking! Can we all just stop for a moment and enjoy a mental picture of sheepish RPattz? SIGH. 

All right, so that was fun. Who knows if this story is even remotely true. Maybe the two "up all night" sexcapades happened all in this woman's head. She certainly wouldn't be the only one having those fantasies. 

And if you were to fantasize about having a fling with RPattz, wouldn't it pretty much go like this? I mean, it would HAVE to be amazing sex. No one fantasizes about Robert being a selfish lover, or in-n-out in 30 seconds, or (worst of all!) unable to perform. No, of course he's going to be capable of wild, swinging from the chandeliers monkey sex. Also? Not that anyone's asking, but in my fantasy, he looks like this in his underwear.

Do you believe the mystery lover's story, or do you think she's just making this all up?

 

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Joyce Whitt

You know this is not true.  Whose the girl?  I'd like to see a pic since she claims shes a model.  Of course there is no girl.  I hope or of these days Rob sues all you sites for the slander and lies.  He needs to hurt you where it counts the pocketbook.  You webloids go to far to hurt defame and slander this couple.  Your pathetic.

Debra Anduaga

whatever!! i forgive you Rob!! and i still love you!! LOL!!! pick on KRISTEN AND LEAVE MY POOR ROB ALONE!!1

nonmember avatar E.D.

Please, she's totally making it up. Good story, though.

Hilda Aslanian Gourdikian

YA BRUNETTE AND GREEN EYES, MAYBE IT WAS KRISTEN ALL ALONG AND THE VERY HIGH HEELS SHE WORE TO MAKE HER TALL THREW HIM OFF LOL! STUPIDEST FAN FIC IVE READ SO FAR, ALSO ROB WAS ON E CIGARETTES AT THE TIME OF THIS ALLEGED HOOK UP, BUT MORE POWER TO HER LITTLE FANTASY!

Lynn Per

That is Kristen Stewart from Comi Con when they were talking about Breaking Dawn Part 2. Standing by Rob is Taylor and by Kris is Mckenzie.

Brinna Phelps

Why couldn't it be true? And why would it be a bad thing? I'd say if it is she should keep the info between the two of them, but stop being jealous. It is possible that Rob could get sad, lonely, and just want some no strings attached sex with an attractive women.

nonmember avatar Tamela

Yes it could and that's a big could be true! I think it's the most made up thing I ever read. It's a attention seeker. If rob wants to hook up that's fine but I doubt this chick hooked up with him!

June Burchard Nicodemus

So it doesn't really matter they were on a BREAK as " Ross " called it on an episode of Friends and after all he is a man and if she is a model and as good looking as it is claimed then why wouldn't he!

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