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Happy 21st Birthday Taylor Lautner: 12 Reasons to Whoop It Up Today! (VIDEO)

by Sheri Reed on February 11, 2013 at 8:03 AM

Taylor LautnerOur sweet-faced Taylor Lautner is 21 years old today?!? Hard to believe he was just 16 when Twilight premiered. They just grow up so fast ... sigh.

Now Taylor, we know you're a workout fiend and have always come out as drug and alcohol free, but it's officially legal for you to have yourself a cocktail now. There's no harm in celebrating your 21st birthday with a beer or a nice wine spritzer. So go ahead. God knows you have lots to celebrate above and beyond this milestone birthday too! No, I'm serious! You do!

But just in case you're having trouble coming up with a reason to celebrate (or you're too busy doing crunches), we've come up with a nice list of 12 reasons for you.

Oh, Taylor go ahead and have a celebratory birthday drink today because ...

1. It’s legal now.

2. You’re certainly rich enough to hire a designated driver.

3. You’re certainly rich.

4. Twilight is FRICKIN' OVER and you never ever have to revisit that whole awkward Renesmee thing again.

5. I would say drink because Abduction was so so bad but no one remembers that movie anyway. Why drudge up the past?

6. You have two new movies (two!!!) in the works. Let the countdown to Grown Ups 2 (2013) and Tracers (2014) begin! Plus, the IMDB page for Gus Van Sant still lists an "Untitled Taylor Lautner Project," so crossing fingers for your big breakout role there.

7. You work HAAAAARD for those abs. So hard I bet you can do situps while hanging upside down! Wait, can you ... ?!

8. Have a drink today because Kristen Stewart LIIIIIIIIIED (and how could she??? after all you've been through???).

9. Robert Pattinson is more famouser than you even though Edward was a controlling douche and Jacob was hot and a wonderfully witty smart ass.

10. Eleven years later, this little 10-year-old sweetheart still lives inside you.

11. You’re certainly rich.

12. On second thought, don't get drunk. We love you just the way you are. Happy birthday, Taylor!

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  • Evely...
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    Evelyn Rue

    February 11, 2013 at 10:03 AM
    Happy birthday Taylor. Wish u many more blessed years to come. Lots of love...
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    mommytojack0524

    February 11, 2013 at 10:08 AM

    Good for Taylor--getting drunk doesn't make you an adult. It makes you irresponsible and regretful (in many cases). He should have a drink if he wants it but hopefully he will keep using good sense.


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    latresha

    February 11, 2013 at 11:37 AM
    happy bithday taylor! ilove you
  • sara
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    sara

    February 11, 2013 at 1:33 PM
    8. Have a drink today because Kristen Stewart LIIIIIIIIIED (and how could she??? after all you've been through???). So what is mean the reason No 8?!!
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    Mia

    February 11, 2013 at 2:25 PM
    The article didn't like me, but the main reason is Taylor's birthday! I love him very much!
  • Mia
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    Mia

    February 11, 2013 at 2:28 PM
    The article didn't like me, but the main reason is Taylor's birthday! I love him very much!
  • Sol
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    Sol

    February 11, 2013 at 2:39 PM
    I agree, the writer sucks... but anyway Happy 21 Birthday Taylor, you're completely legal now grrr you sexy man.
  • cheyenne
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    cheyenne

    February 11, 2013 at 2:47 PM
    Happy Birthday Taylor!
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    Shelly day

    February 11, 2013 at 4:46 PM
    Happy 21st birthday taylor xx
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    Holdherdown

    February 11, 2013 at 8:24 PM
    Hope SHE is giving you some TLC after yesterday's performance...you deserve it after being on the wheel of torture! LOL Make her believe.
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