Justin Bieber Makes Out With Mannequin Head & It's WAY Hotter Than It Should Be (VIDEO)

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Justin BieberYou know, I've been writing online for over a decade, and in that time I've made plenty of embarrassing confessions. Plenty. But what I'm about to tell you right now just may be the blue-ribbon winner in terms of complete and total personal humiliation: I think I just got turned on by a video of Justin Bieber french-kissing a severed mannequin head.

I'm not proud of this. Not even a little bit. In fact, it's such a dirty feeling, it's like I just got all hot and bothered by watching barely legal amputee porn. Which maybe I sort of did? OH GOD. Anyway, I'm hideously ashamed of myself, and the only thing that will make me feel remotely better is if I share the clip with you and confess my awful, awful sins.

Dear Stir readers: my name is Linda, I'm 38 years old and the mother of two children, and ... and I ... I think this video of an 18-year-old boy making out with a doll head is totally sexy. *hangs head*

So apparently Bieber was on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday, and Fallon challenged him to a weird competition involving trying to shoot random objects like ramen noodles, milkshakes, and mannequin heads through a basketball hoop.

Whatever, right? Ramen through a hoop. You wacky late night hosts, whatever will you think of next.

But when it was Bieber's turn to throw the female mannequin head, he paused, removed the doll's hat, and began stroking its hair. Fallon yelled, "Don't fall in love with it, Justin, no! Focus!" but then ... um. Well, just watch:



Oh my god, you guys. HE USED TONGUE. I -- hang on, just let me crank a window … jesus, is it sweltering in here? -- I know he was joking around and I'm older than his actual mother and it's a MANNEQUIN, but sweet Georgia asphalt, that boy can kiss. I mean, the closed eyes ... the tilted head ... the --

All right, I'm not going to keep going on about it. You're probably disgusted with me, as you should be. I'm sorry for this entire article. I'm going to go take a Silkwood shower now.

Justin Bieber frenching a decapitated plastic head: hot or not?


Image via Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

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MsRkg MsRkg

I saw this last night on TV randomly switching channels, and the first thing I thought of is this is disgusting, but then I started laughing, especially when Fallon attempted it. However I did not get turned on in the slightest. That's only you lol.

Angela Peairson

Hey...I get it...I'm 43 and a grandmother, but the boy is HOT and his technique was flawless!

proud... proudmomma6804

Lol the video and this article made me giggle. Who knew he had such a weird sense of humor?? Not a fan of bieber but like I said....giggling lol.

pinki... pinkiebling

That's a negative, GhostRider.

2nthe... 2nthensome

This boy is such a punk and the picture of him making out with a mannequin head is gross and disturbing.  He has money and, I suppose, some talent, but that does not buy shame or class.  I think his parents did the best that they could with what they had, but seriously, why do girls and many adult women find this little boy attractive?  He is so flippin' vile a immature and the more I hear about him, the more I think he needs to go in some sort of time out corner!

twili... twilightsbella

Lmfao u are crazy to get turned on by him. He made me laugh thats all

Mama2... Mama2MonkeyBoys

I think he looks like he would be an awful kisser. Far too wet and soft. Yuck.

nonmember avatar LISA

I think that comment about him being disgusting and money not being able to buy class was uncalled for! He's an 18 year old boy for goodness sake he was fooling around! Him and Jimmy Fallon are good friends and tend to goof around when they are together (FYI Jimmy kissed his mannequin too!). I get really annoyed and feel sorry for Justin the poor guy can't do anything without the whole world criticizing him...yet the likes of Harry Styles can go around sleeping with all these older women and not a lot of criticism comes his way and he's only the same age as Justin Bieber. I thought the whole mannequin thing was hilarious!! He's a talented good looking young man why wouldn't girls/women find him attractive? My daughter is a HUGE Justin fan. He's a young guy growing up with the whole world watching waiting for him to make a mistake...leave the poor guy alone!. Great and funny interview,good job Justin!

Amber Thompson

Justin Beiber reminds me of a Ken doll (I bet if you removed his pants he would have the anatomically incorrect modeled underwear and everything) so I guess it's not that unusual?


 

2nthe... 2nthensome

If you've never seen an interview that he's done or some of the behavior he's displayed, then I get where you are coming from.  WIth that being said, my daughter loves the boy for some reason, but I don't see him as a good influence in any fashion.  I don't pay much attention to the likes of Harry Styles because my daughter doesn't listen to them, but I don't condone rampant sexual anything and most certainly breaking up marriages and all... what older women find attractive in a teenager that's not particularly well built or good looking (IMO) I will never understand.  Or why they want to hang out with someone almost half their age by choice.


 


But that's all it is... an opinion, so if you get offended by a random person on the internet, well, that is your prerogative. 

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