During the past two seasons of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice has made insinuation after accusation about Melissa Gorga being a gold digger. I think Teresa would literally make a pact with god, vowing to never wear anything leopard again if he or she could convince the masses that Melissa married Joe Gorga for money. Teresa hates Melissa with every gold lamé fiber of her being, and she's on a never-ending mission to get the world on her side.
Despite the fact that that's never going to happen, because Teresa Giudice truly is one of the most unlikeable people ever to grace reality TV, a weird, cryptic message that Melissa's ex-boyfriend just tweeted kind of gives Teresa a little bit of a leg to stand on in her argument.
Melissa's ex, Bryan "Bulldog", tweeted:
"I remember the Friday nite u said 2me stop seeing other girls or I will marry that millionaire. 3 months Lata you were married Lol."
Hmm ... That's kinda weird.
Radar Online is reporting that this Bulldog character has plans to expose Melissa as a "fake" to the world, via some supposedly salacious scoop he has regarding her. However, he tweeted: "I do not know where radar.com gets their info but I have not stated I was doing anything," so who knows?
Two things are possible here. One, this dude could be another one of Teresa's minions like that bald guy who used to be "Melissa's boss at the strip club," or Melissa really could be a phony.
If I had to pick sides, I'm Team Melissa all the way, as I cannot deal with Teresa Giudice. Like, at all. But I definitely don't think Melissa is as sweet and innocent as she makes herself out to be. I don't think she's a terrible person, but I think what's basically happened is, because Teresa has been so awful to her these past few years, we've been forced to view her as a victim by default.
Whatever the motivation behind Bryan's maybe/maybe-not plans, it's going to be bad times. We either learn that Melissa really did marry Joe for his money and Teresa "wins", or we learn that Teresa really is more insane than we ever thought possible. I'm honestly not sure which is worse. But I would definitely feel bad for Joey G.
Do you think Melissa married Joe for his money? Do you like Teresa?
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