If you wanna trust a source that spoke to Hollywood Life, then do I have Real Housewives of New York season 6 scoop for you. Allegedly, after some turmoil about what to do with the cast, Bravo has decided to bring back all six of the Housewives from last season. That means Sonja Morgan, "Countess" LuAnn, Ramona Singer, Carole Radziwill, Aviva Drescher, and Heather Thomson all got their contracts renewed for another season.
But! There's supposedly a seventh woman slated to join the NYC fray ...
... but details about who she is are still unavailable. Boo.
I watched last season of the RHONY almost begrudgingly, but once I fell in love with Carole and in hate with Aviva, it became more interesting. I was really tired of Ramona, though, and LuAnn and her pirate-sexing ways were more boring than they were scandalous, if only because no one called her out on her blatant lies.
I mean, when Miss Manners cheats on Ratatouille with some Johnny Depp wannabe she met at a bar, someone's gotta make a fuss. Yet, no one did. LuAnn got to play the bigger person and apologize at the reunion and it was so, so unjust.
Which is to say, I could've done without LuAnn in this upcoming season 6, and same goes for Aviva. (And Ramona, too, which pretty much goes without saying.)
Anyway, Aviva was entertaining to hate during a few episodes last season, but I just don't think it'll be as enjoyable to watch her look down her nose at everyone all over again. We get it, Aviva, you wanted a goddamn sign welcoming you into a vacation home. Yuck.
I suppose all the mystery and intrigue of season 6 lies with this supposed seventh, yet-to-be-revealed Housewife.
I will say this, though, it better not be Jill Zarin.
Are you excited that all six ladies are returning?
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