Okay, I know who the front-runners are to play Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie: Ian Somerhalder and Henry Cavil. (Tough luck there, Matt Bomer.) But may I humbly suggest an even better choice? Someone whose overwhelming sexual heat burns off the screen and turns us into a "quivering, moist mess." I'm talking about Mr. Jason Moan Momoa. He was the ultimate dominating hottie, Khal Drogo, in Game of Thrones for many a pleasurable episodes before he was cruelly killed off the show.
Jason has also played Conan the Barbarian, for obvious reasons, and he's been on Baywatch: Hawaii, because duh. But if the producers of Fifty Shades still remain unconvinced, let's just listen to him describe what he does to get that brawny, chiseled body of his.
TMZ recently asked Jason Momoa how he works out. Cross Fit? It's Cross Fit, right? Jason barely glanced up to give his reply: "I fuck a lot." No really, that was his answer. Watch!
Well okay then. Now I have to picture Jason Momoa having sex. That is the image in my head now. For the rest of the day. Make it stop, make it stop! No, don't stop, don't stop! Oh Jason, you're too powerful for me, "you make the muscles inside the deepest, darkest part of me clench in the most delicious fashion." (Actual Fifty Shades quote.)
Not to mention the way Jason made sparks fly in Game of Thrones with his "sub" wife, Daenerys Targaryen. That was some hot stuff.
Also? Look at the guy. He can't help but look wicked. His face is just that way! (It's the eyebrows.) (No, actually it's all of him.) Come on, Henry Cavil is super handsome, but where's his dark side? Jason is ALL dark side. And we love it.
What do you think? Should Jason Momoa be the dark horse in the Fify Shades race?
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