I'm not going to lie: I think it would be mighty fun to have a drink with Brandi Glanville. But, were that ever to happen, I think I would want our relationship to end when we part ways at the end of the night. Because although Brandi seems witty, and sarcastic, and silly -- all characteristics of a good "going out" friend -- I'm not sure I'd ever be able to believe her. About anything! And I definitely wouldn't want to get too close to her out of fear I'd get on her bad side. Because when you cross Brandi G. -- cat noise! -- the claws come out.
In Brandi's new book, Drinking and Tweeting & Other Brandi Blunders, she claims that her ex, Eddie Cibrian, was impotent. A harsh accusation in and of itself, but the weird thing is, this is coming after she recently said on Watch What Happens Live that Eddie was a 9 out of 10 in the ol' sackaroony. What up, Brandi?
In her book, Brandi claims that Eddie was worried about his thinning hairline, so he started taking Propecia. And a side effect of Propecia is impotence evidently. Things got so bad between the couple that, at one point, Brandi had to stage an "it's either me or the Propecia" type of intervention. And yeah, it's in print for all the world to see.
Couple things here. One, like I said, Brandi just said that Eddie was an amazing lovah a few weeks ago, so this isn't adding up. Two, wow, this is pretty mean. Sure, Eddie's a jerk for leaving her for LeAnn Rimes, but calling a dude limp and bald. Yowza, Brandi. And lastly, I know that she's the lovable potty mouth who doesn't think before she talks and all, but there's going to come a point here where people don't find Brandi so lovable anymore. I 100 percent think that she's in the right here -- she was the person who was epically screwed over. But if she doesn't come up for air amidst her trash-talking sessions regarding Eddie and LeAnn, she's going to come off as mean. People will eventually forget that she's a woman scorned and think she's just nasty.
At the end of the day, what Eddie did was wrong, and if I had to choose sides between LeAnn and Brandi, I'm definitely Team Brandi, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a tiny pang of sympathy for Eddie after hearing about what Brandi wrote. Just one of the many deep thoughts I've had today. Ooh, look, a bird.
What do you think of Brandi's latest accusation?
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