Actor Jason London's Insane Mugshot Will Become More Famous Than He Is (PHOTO)

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Jason LondonWhen it comes to mugshots, some are instant classics. Nick Nolte's has reigned supreme as the worst celebrity mugshot since it was taken in 2002. Who can forget that gravity-defying hair, that Hawaiian shirt?! But, folks, Nick has some serious competition for his bad mugshot mantel. Remember Jason London? He was the cute high school football player in Dazed & Confused, and has mostly done appearances on TV shows since then. He's not to be confused with his twin brother, Jeremy, who was in Party of Five. (Must suck to have a twin when you're an actor!) Well, both of them have seen a lot of trouble in the intervening years. Jeremy was even on a season of Celebrity Rehab. But his brother, Jason, appears to still be living the high life. Check out this police report of the unbelievably crazy arrest that led to this unbelievably wacky mugshot.

According to TMZ, cops were called to a bar in Scottsdale, Arizona, in the wee hours of the morning on Sunday. They arrived and found Jason bleeding and looking worse for wear. The bar's bouncer told police that Jason had sneezed on him. During flu season, Jason?! Come on now. That's practically assault with a deadly weapon. Anyway, when the bouncer asked for an apology (never ask a drunk person for an apology, it never ends well), Jason allegedly punched him.

He was then kicked out of the bar -- and beat up in the process. Paramedics reportedly tried to treat him, but he got aggressive and one of the cops ended up kneeing him and bringing him to the ground.

He was eventually hauled into the squad car and this is when things got weird. Or weirder, I should say. According to the report, Jason began running his mouth in the back of the car, spewing gems like:

Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch.

Hm, Jason. Not everyone is that impressed with guest roles on Ghost Whisperer and Grey's Anatomy.

Now here comes the kicker. Jason then reportedly told the cops their squad car "smelled like shit" and their breath "smelled like diarrhea" -- and then he leaned over and crapped in his pants. How dramatic. Just like an actor!

Jason tweeted that the whole thing is a "f***ing lie" and he'd never do any of the stuff in the police report. But that mugshot tells another story!

What do you think of this mug?

 

Image via Scottsdale Police

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