drinking and tweeting and brandi glanvilleEver wish you knew more about Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Brandi Glanville and her crazy life with and without ex-husband Eddie Cibrian? Well you're in luck! She's telling all even more in her new book, Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders. From what I've heard, the best part is where Brandi tells all about how she got revenge on Eddie: Vaginal rejuvenation.

This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000. A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina .... I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie's credit card number.

Yes, of course. The ol' lady parts swicheroo! If your husband has left you for another woman, you should definitely leave your vagina for a new vagina. That'll show him. I bet Eddie is super mad that he's missing out on the "new" Brandi. Ha!

Oh this just makes me sad. I mean, aren't there less radical ways to take out revenge on your ex -- ways that don't involve going under the KNIFE?!? Why cut yourself? Isn't this kind of just a really expensive version of cutting? Or are rejuvenated vaginas really a "thing" in Beverly Hills -- the kind of thing that makes a woman feel young in the midst of her mid-life crisis?

Because if Brandi wanted to hit Eddie where it hurt, she could have done any number of super expensive things instead. Take a trip around the world -- on his dime. Pledge a massive donation to the politician he hates the most. Sneak some elephants out of the zoo and release them in his house over the weekend. Pay a mean hairdresser to shave LeAnn's hair off. See? So many revenge possibilities! I'm creative. Talk to me first the next time you're planning your revenge.

Do you think Brandi's revenge on Eddie is sweet or sorry?

 

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