'Kourtney & Kim Take Miami' Recap: Kim Kardashian Learns the Power of Breast Milk

Kourtney and Kim KardashianIs there really anything lower than stealing your sister's breast milk? I mean, it would be one thing if you had a starving child to feed, but Kim Kardashian just had psoriasis.

I'm pretty sure Kourtney would have handed some over (or just squirted it right on her leg directly from her boob, as she did in the end) to help her sister out. But that would have been too easy, and so operation steal breast milk was underway -- especially when she realized it was working. Kim's friend Jonathan Cheban was her co-conspirator, and when they were busted, he had to take one for the team and pump his own breasts. Yeah, not pretty.

In the end, after she caught Kim, Kourtney told her next time to just ask. Then she squirted her breast milk onto Kim's leg. Kim's reaction: "Ew! Ew! That is so disgusting that you can just squeeze that and have it come out.” Just wait, Kim. So yeah, there was that.

Meanwhile Scott found a new lady friend -- Dani. Since she's a lesbian, Scott felt comfortable that he wouldn't get in trouble with her, and they bonded and had a great time. Kourtney, of course, wasn't altogether cool with it. Because, let's face it, Kourtney isn't altogether cool with much at all.

I know Scott did a lot of sh*t in the past, and I'm not his biggest fan, but she is just no fun AT ALL. Sure she just had a baby, but come on. Live a little, or at least don't get pissed when Scott does. 

After Kim accidentally sent the text in which Kourtney blasted Scott for pretty much everything possible, they actually had a good conversation. She told him that she cares about him and not just because of the kids, so she does have a heart in there somewhere. They agreed someday things would be perfect, and then bumped fists. So romantic. But they're still together and reportedly happier than ever, so I guess something is working for them.

What did you think of Kourtney squirting breast milk onto Kim's leg? Do you think Kourtney is too hard on Scott?


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marabie marabie

i would be more grossed out if i was hit by formula.

nonmember avatar Gina robbins

Kim get some aveeno bath packets and soak in a bath of it. use the same brand of body wash and lotion. it does wonders.

nonmember avatar Gina robbins

Tea used oil will help but it will dry your skin. but it will take it off your skin. stick with the aveeno baths but be careful getting out of the tub it is very slippery. dont want you falling. i had a skin condition when i was pregnant and it was the only thing that saved me. good luck

Worki... WorkingMom8479

What did you think of Kourtney squirting breast milk onto Kim's leg?

Is this an acutal question you want readers to answer????

Evaly... EvalynCarnate

My daughter and I have eczema pretty bad and the only thing that helps us is Cetaphil body cream. I've heard that BM helps skin issues too but I dont have any handy anymore :-p

nonmember avatar Sherie

I think it is not a big deal. I think Kourt needs to give Scott a bit of slack..Either she should accept him as he is and trust him,or if she does not trust him send him on his way..She is always oon his back about something..
As far as kim goes, if she thinks some breast milk on her leg is gross she best not have any kids.
There are alot worse things she is gonna get on her with a newborn then a little bit of breast milk..Personally, i think Kim is too worried about kim and the baby will just be too much for Kim.

nonmember avatar Kate

Big deal. We don't know these people in real life and the majority of us never will. They could be together solely for the kids and that seems to be the case for a lot of people these days. If Scott wants Kourtney to cut him some slack he needs to prove that he is worthy of trust and not throw a hissy fit when Kourtney calls him on his crap. As far as Kourtney "not being any fun", who said motherhood was a walk in the park? Besides, all we're seeing is what gets the ratings up for TV. But that's just my take on the tiny sliver of their lives that I see myself.

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