You know how they say money talks? Well, it don't speak to no Kris Humphries, that's for sure. Apparently, Kim Kardashian offered her husband $10 million to give her a divorce, but Kris was all, nuh-uh, biatch. Kris doesn't want Kim's dirty money. He wants retribution. He wants to embarrass her like she embarrassed him. He wants her baby born a Humphries, no matter that it's not his, just to get under her skin. Ten mil is nothing when you've got revenge on the mind.
Stay strong, my man.
Frankly, I could give two shits about their divorce, but I saw the first episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Their Self Respect and Throw It Out Some Miami Hotel Room Window and the show sucked, duh, but what I found most annoying is how contrived the conversations were about Kim's divorce from Kris.
Were were supposed to feel sorry for Kim? Were we supposed to be like, Ohhhh, she's on the phone with her divorce attorney, this is so seeerious. Were we supposed to feel sympathetic when she says she's harboring a lot of (grunt! LOL! I'm throwing a plate!) anger about the proceedings, or lack thereof?
Because I didn't. I feel like she's reaping what she sowed. That she's lying in the bed she made, etc.
And if I were Kris, shoot. I'd turn down a pay-off, too. He's got his own money. Worth mentioning, though, that he says he's motivated to get an annulment because he's a religious guy and wants to be able to be married in a Catholic church should anyone be crazy enough to actually marry him again, but please. This isn't about God or Church -- it's about Counterinsurgency and Vindictiveness, which I can totally respect.
I hope Kris gets what he wants.
Do you?
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No, I don't. I think he is being ridiculous.
I didn't see the love, they hardly kissed, when they did it was one of those fake smooch. I just got the feeling that she really didn't want to fuck him at all.
He wanted her to live in minnasota while the trained in the summer. Just the summer, no. Would she ever consider living near his parents in mn? no. he got tricked. remember how mad he got when he wasn't included in any planning for the wedding? He was upset. I would be pissed! If this happened to you, would you want to give her everthing she wanted, even though she was at fault? No. I would give her anything.
For an EXAMPLE, if you found out your husband was cheating on you with his old girl- friend form high school, or something like that, wouldn't you be angry, mad, super pissed?!! Seriously, you wouldn't move an inch. It's not immature revenge, it's hurt, impassioned anger that burns you inside. Why should you give into that?
The wedding was all a sham for publicity. You know it. I know it. EVERYONE KNOWS IT. Kim just needs to [wo]man up and admit it, and then move on with her life (preferrably off-camera, although we all know that won't happen)! I'd want the same thing as Kris - some respect. Whether he's immature or not, he was still used.
' kris has his own money '.
He is broke as a joke in hollywood standards. He was going to mooch the kim k gravy train .. he isn't that great of an athlete and with all these d*ck moves he does .. its not cool to have kris HUMPhries endorse your product. He's a douche maybe douche companies should contact him - I smell a longer lasting marriage ..