All right, Jenelle Evans. Do you mind if I call you Nelley? Let's talk about this possible divorce. Yeah, you and I don't know each other all that well, but it's time for a heart to heart. I see that you've filed four counts of assault against your soon-to-be possibly ex-husband, Courtland Rogers. You know, the same guy who left town although you may be having a miscarriage and thinks the two of you should get your own MTV spin-off.
... I'm just gonna come out and say it: GET DIVORCED NOW. There's no way you should be around someone who has the audacity to hurt a pregnant woman. And not just once, but possibly FOUR times. Since day one, in my eyes, this whole relationship with Courtland has just been a downward spiral.
Let's break down exactly what's going on here: Per charge, if found guilty, Courtland could face 150 days in jail. Some quick math: That's almost two full years in jail for abusing his pregnant wife.
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While we don't know what he may have done to hurt Jenelle and what warranted these charges, Jenelle's lawyer says that she was "physically assaulted over a period of time. She will be a victim in the case and will be represented by the State of North Carolina." Man, because nothing says "'Til death do us part" like a little assault trial, eh?
Listen, Nelley, I may not have agreed with all of your past decisions like that skull tattoo ... and the cheetah tattoo ... and everything that's gone down with Jace (for starters). However, as one woman to another, I just want better for you. I have this hope that there is a possibility for a great life for you, one that is out of the spotlight, separate from Courtland, away from the cameras AND Twitter. I truly believe that it is only there you'll find peace.
Do you think Jenelle needs to leave Courtland?
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I'm sorry, I usually try to have some kind of empathy for girls like this, try to find some redeeming quality, but I have to say that she is just pure trash. What a waste. What a waste of the legal system, that poor little boy that has to grow up amidst that drama......I really wish she would just disappear into the sunset and y'all would quit writing three articles a day on her.
Honestly, I'm tired of hearing about Janelle. She brings it on herself constantly, and any sypathy that I may have had for her is completely gone. She's an idiot who needs to grow up and act like a mother for crying out loud! She's a screw up and always will be if she doesn't straighten up. I'm sick of her sob stories.