Better pop some popcorn, folks, the Jenelle Evans show is back on, and it's more dramatic than ever. The pregnant Teen Mom 2 star is threatening to divorce husband Courtland Rogers. Again.
If it seems like just a week has passed since he told the whole world he was a proud papa-to-be, and the two were crowing about how they were going to be such wonderful parents to this kid that Jenelle would regain custody of son Jace, you're right. It's been exactly a week since the couple sold their happily ever after tale to the tabloids for an undisclosed sum. And now Jenelle has dropped two huge bombs in our lap. Ready for them? You don't want to choke on that popcorn now ... (warning, not everything is safe for work or the kids ... bad language to follow).
She's divorcing Courtland. And she may or may not be having a miscarriage.
The latter is sad. Period. If Jenelle is truly going through the loss of a baby, the world needs to set aside all feelings of "why oh why?" about her pregnancy and recognize that miscarriage is ROUGH on any woman.
As for the former, well, we've been here before. She obviously is not in a stable marriage. They're constantly at odds with one another.
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And yet, the way Jenelle has gone about sharing this news with the world makes it awfully hard to be sympathetic, doesn't it? This morning she Tweeted the following:
I am getting a divorce, ASAP. YOU FUCKING LEAVE OUT OF TOWN AND I MIGHT BE HAVING A MISCARRIGE?! FUCK U, U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
OK. She's mad. She's upset. But she just tweeted her divorce instead of TALKING TO HER HUSBAND.
Jenelle, Jenelle, Jenelle!
She is playing right into the hands of the conspiracy theorists who said this whole pregnancy was a hoax to get money. But worse -- much, much worse -- she's refusing to deal with her actual problems, returning to her age old habit of whining about how much her life sucks instead of standing up, putting on her big girl pants, and doing something about it!
At some point, she's going to have to look at the common denominator in all of her problems ... its name is Jenelle Evans.
What do you think of these two Jenelle bombs?
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