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Super Bowl Ad Teasers: Will Kate Upton’s Sexy Car Wash Outsizzle Men Hustling in Tight Pants? (VIDEOS)

by Jill Baughman on January 22, 2013 at 4:20 PM

Kate Upton carwash bubble sudsWell, we finally know who's going to be playing in this year's Super Bowl. Ray Lewis and the Baltimore Ravens will be taking on Colin Kaepernick and the San Francisco 49ers in an east coast vs. west coast, brother vs. brother matchup on Sunday, February 3. And the hype over the game is just beginning.

In the form of teasers for the (hopefully awesome) Super Bowl commercials, of course.

Because if you really don't give two shits about the game, that's the best reason to tune in. From mini Darth Vader to Mean Joe Greene to "Bud" "Weis" "Er", sometimes the commercials can be more entertaining than the actual game. I know, I'm about to be struck by lightning -- this is coming from a die-hard Pittsburgh Steelers fan.

So, now that a few teasers have come out, let's take a look and see if they'll potentially join the others in Classic Super Bowl Commercials You'll Watch Over and Over Again lore.

This old dude is simply awesome. Here's Taco Bell's teaser:

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Here's one of Mercedes-Benz's teasers, featuring a ... diner. Ooooo:

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And the more detailed (leaked) Kate Upton ad where she, um, "washes" a car: 

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Gildan is very popular in the wholesale T-shirt world. They spent $3.8 million for a 30-second commercial and just released their teaser. Let's hope it's worth it!:

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Doritos has come out with some pretty memorable spots. They've now teased five finalists for the 2013 "Doritos Crash the Super Bowl" contest, and you can see all of them here. But I picked the one that featured a screaming goat:

And how about the teaser for Skechers, which shows a dude in, yes, Skechers racing a cheetah:

Which teaser was your favorite so far? Do you watch the Super Bowl for the commercials?


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  • MamaM...


    January 22, 2013 at 5:17 PM

    Those were all great! I love watching them and the game! 

  • mrswi...


    January 23, 2013 at 6:32 AM

    I don't like football but I usually watch for the commercials. Budwisers are always good.

  • MamaB...


    January 23, 2013 at 9:36 AM

    Those look awesome!

  • james
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    January 27, 2013 at 1:32 PM
    I really hope Old Spice and Budweiser have something cool planned; they always have the best commercials during the SB. The Super Bowl commercials are really the only ones I like though, and I'm glad I can skip ads with my DISH Hopper. I work late nights at DISH, so time is always crunched when I get home, and when I watch my Primetime Anytime recordings I can set the AutoHop feature to automatically skip over the ads. It's really nice being able to get through my DVR recordings in a fraction of the time, and I like not having to constantly search for the remote to fast-forward!
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