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I hate to see Khloe Kardashian upset. Unless, of course, she's upset at her sisters, which I find shamefully entertaining, but generally speaking, I want things to be right in Khloe's world if only because she symbolizes the sanity in that absurd family of hers, and if she loses it, well, then, there's no hope for the rest of us.

Khloe recently took to her personal blog to clear up a few rumors she's read about herself recently about her marriage, her miscarriages, and her jealousy, and truth be told? She sounds pretty pissed.

She writes:

It is disgusting that Life & Style and InTouch magazine continue to print these false stories about my life: the status of my marriage, false reports about a miscarriage, the horrible lie that my dad is not my biological father, jealousy over my sisters' lives, etc. It is a complete waste of time to address these reports every time they print these ridiculous and absurd tabloid stories, but not only are these stories untrue, they're also unfair to the people who buy the magazine expecting to read accurate reports.

I'm happily married to a wonderful man and fall in love with him more and more each day, and we'll have a baby when god wants us to and when the time is right. These blatant lies are distasteful and shameless.

Whoa. We've just been smacked with a ham sandwich of truthiness, huh? Glad to hear that things are all A-OK on Khloe's end, but she can't be surprised that people are skeptical of her marital status after she married a stranger a few weeks after they met.

So since none of these rumors are true ... guess Khloe's life is pretty damn great. Marriage is awesome, family is awesome, not having kids (for now) is awesome ...

Something feels like she's protesting too much, but at the same time, if things really are as wonderful as she says they are, I guess there really wouldn't be anything to bring her down.

Well, I mean, obviously she's grossed out about Kim's baby with Kanye, because like, who isn't, but that's beside the point.

It's just like Khloe to tackle the rumors head on and keep it real with her fans -- that's what we like most about her. She's an open book that isn't afraid to tell it like it is. I just hope that is, in fact, what she's doing.

Sounds like everything's just great in Khloe's world -- do you believe her?

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