Lindsay Lohan's Alleged 'Escort' Gig Could Be a Brilliant Career Move

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lindsay lohanForget Liz Taylor. The next time Lindsay Lohan stars in a made-for-TV movie about some famous person's life, it should be Call Me Madame: The Heidi Fleiss Story. Or at least that's what LiLo's always reliable dad Michael Lohan seemed to insinuate when he said his daughter was "getting paid to date rich men" (with Lindsay's mom Dina Lohan in the role of pimp). Classy as ever, dude. Of course almost immediately after he called his kid a hooker, he denied making the accusation, telling TMZ: "By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement ... EVER!"

No takesie-backsies, Mike! Too little, too late. Because by the time Papa Lohan started to backpedal, "sources" (again, always reliable) were already running around confirming and expanding on the rumor.

Said one source:

“The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything -- hotel, travel costs, food, whatever -- as well as jewelry and other gifts."

I guess "other gifts" would include the $100,000 LiLo allegedly got paid to spend New Year's Eve in London with one of her best "clients," who is third in line to the throne in Brunei. (Let's hope for a love connection! Lindsay would make the best queen ever!)

Anyway. Is any of this true? Does it matter? At this point Michael Lohan could claim his daughter eats live puppies with Tabasco for breakfast every day and we would all be like, "and then ... ?"

But let's say the sources are right, for once. (Which would make Lindsay a multi-tasker/workaholic of James Franco proportions!) At least this is a lucrative gig, and we know LiLo's low on dough -- what with the IRS pounding on her door and all those legal fees. Charlie Sheen isn't going to keep bailing her out forever. And just think, now that guys are showering her with gifts and jewelry, Lohan can kiss her shoplifting days goodbye forever!

Do you think Lindsay Lohan is a paid escort?

 

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