You'd be smiling too.Looks like all of that prancing around Elin Nordegren has done in her bikini lately has paid off -- big time! We're talking like a $200 million or $350 million payoff. No, Playboy doesn't have that kind of money. But Elin's ex-husband Tiger Woods does! And rumor has it he's willing to pay up for Elin to remarry him. Are you buying this? It comes from The National Enquirer, so take that as you will. However, would they dare make up such a bald-faced lie? I suppose they might dare. But listen to this. It sounds nuts. But in such an awesome way!
Reportedly, Tiger is still devastated by his divorce from Elin, who is the mother of his two children, and he is desperate to win her back. Don't you love it when they're desperate? Sure, The National Enquirer might not be the gospel of triple-checked facts, but it did break the original story about Tiger being a world class cheat. Says a source:
The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He's dated lots of models and bimbos, but none of them were more than a one night stand.
Hmm, really? 'Cause as I recall from last time, Tiger had his repeaters.
In order to remarry him, Elin (no dummy she) has supposedly demanded both a $200 million pre-nup and a $350 million "anti-cheating clause." Hells, y'all, for that kind of dough, I'd be rounding up bimbos at every strip club within a 200-mile radius and sending them straight to Tiger's bedroom. I'd even get him drunk first. (Not that he needs that.)
Elin already reportedly received $110 million from their divorce. Now this! Ahh. I guess a good woman is hard to find after all.
But would Elin really want to risk this kind of humiliation? I mean, not everyone wants to go back to a guy who thoroughly dissed her in front of the world (coughRihannacough). But for that kind of cash ... what's a little humiliation, amiright?
Anyway, according to the rag mag, Elin said yes and the two are planning their next wedding. So I guess we'll all find out soon enough if any of this is remotely real.
Do you believe this rumor? Would you take this deal?
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