Whoever these guys are who prey on Real Housewives every season, telling them they have great singing voices and would make mad dough selling a record, they should be locked up. They're the music producing equivalent of an ambulance chaser and need to be stopped before they claim another eardrum. Their latest victim is Kenya Moore from The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She was on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live last night and performed her new 90-second dance hall single, and yes, spoiler alert or whatever, it's just as awful as you think it is.
(It's not as bad, however, as Countless LuAnn's attempt at a song, so there's that.)
Leave it to former Miss USA Kenya to turn a diss from cast mate Portia into an opportunity to make a fool of her so-called "fabulous" self on basic cable.
I will say this, though: She does look like Beyonce, especially in these gold tights and this particular weave. So take that, Portia.
I hope fellow Real Housewives Kim Zolciak, Melissa Gorga, LuAnn de Lesseps, Danielle Staub, and Alex McCord's husband Simon Van Kempen are standing by because I would really love a "We Are the World" type collaboration. Everyone could hold their headphone as closely as possible to their ear and move their finger up and down in front of their body as they belt out each note. It'd be great.
But, just, leave Kandi Burress out of it -- she's got too much actual talent.
Thoughts on Kenya's single?
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