Well everyone, it's time to break out the bubbly and prepare yourself for what could be the biggest celebrity union of 2013. Reportedly, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married. Well, sort of. The mom-to-be can't actually get married to her rap superstar boyfriend because of the eensy detail that she's still married to Kris Humphries. However, they WILL be having a ring ceremony and pledging themselves to one another in an over-the-top way in a beautiful Malibu mansion because, well, blowing things out of proportion is what the Kardashians do best.
Generally I'd say this is a bunch of bologna. I'd say that Kim just wants the attention and then confess that I wish she'd film the whole thing in a two-hour E! "this isn't really a wedding" special. But let's be real: Despite being married to the Hump, she is having Kanye's child. If I were her, I'd probably want to do some silly version of the exact same thing.
So this is what we know, so far. Allegedly the duo will have a commitment ceremony at one of Kim's friends multimillion-dollar mansions in Malibu, and rumor has it that they aren't planning on wearing the rings they exchange on their wedding fingers. They want the whole thing to be "low-key," and to be followed by a party with all their family and friends overlooking the beach. How picturesque, right?
Whether it's true or not, I think at this point the world needs to accept Kim and Kanye for the couple that they are and embrace them and their family-to-be. I truly believe that with personalities like theirs, they are meant for one another, and ring ceremony or not, they will get married once both Humphries is out of the picture and the baby has arrived. Why really wait? Well, maybe it's just a hunch, but I don't think Kim is the kind of woman who wants to get married with a full-on baby bump. Harder to find multiple dresses for her three changes, that way.
Do you think Kim and Kanye's commitment ceremony is silly or cute?
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