Lindsay LohanPoor Lindsay Lohan. Just when you thought she would shape up and get her act together -- wait a second, you probably never thought that ... Well, regardless, she's proving once again that she is off her rocker.

If you're waiting for a LiLo comeback, don't hold your breath. Because when a New York Times article gets released entitled, "Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan in Your Movie", you're pretty much dunzo in Hollywood.

As some of you may know, Lindsay was cast in The Canyons -- a film she was recently fired from. And you're probably expecting to hear that she was flaky, showed up late to set, and called in sick a lot -- which, of course, she did. But that was just the tip of the iceberg, my friends.

Sources from the set are claiming that Lindsay locked herself in a closet prior to doing a four-way sex scene. See? I told you it was ridiculous. She was in there for so long that the director of the movie had to literally threaten her in order for her to come out. Sounds like a toddler playing hide-and-seek if you ask me.

Now, I get it. Sex scenes are hard, I suppose. But isn't she supposed to be a "professional"? If you had a problem with taking your clothes off on camera -- maybe you shouldn't have signed onto that film in the first place?

Apparently, Lindsay "broke all sorts of Hollywood records by getting fired and rehired within a week of shooting" -- and after 90 minutes of Lindsay begging for her job back, she was finally told to go home. Ouch.

Do you think Lindsay could ever make a comeback with her reputation?


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