Lindsay Lohan Is Fruit Loops & Other Stars Who Could Be Cereals

beyonceThere are a lot of things it's understandable to get upset about. Someone hits you. Someone steals from you. Someone hits you and steals from you. But for the life of me I can't understand why NY Knick Carmelo Anthony got so upset when opposing player Kevin Garnett said his wife tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios. As far as trash-talking goes, that seems pretty lame.

They almost came to blows and had to be separated. Then after the game, Anthony tried to confront Garnett as he boarded his team bus. It begs many questions: Does Anthony's wife La La really taste like Honey Nut Cheerios? If so, how does Garnett know? And more importantly what other stars could be cereals? Well, you can stop wracking your brain about that last one. We've done the research for you. Check out which cereals our favorite stars would be if they were part of a balanced breakfast.

Do you have any other cereal/star match-ups to add?


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tuffy... tuffymama

Lindsey tastes like Cocaine-Crusted Boozey-Os, and you know it.

kelti... kelticmom

Garnett said something incredibly disrespectful about Anthony's wife and the mother of his child, and you can't understand why he got upset about it???

nonmember avatar crys

Guys please! Why can't we all just leave Lindsay alone? Why can't she be left alone to live her own life! It is herlife to lead as she wishes. You all have no right to criticise her. What does she owe you?women who berate and insult her disgust me. The only reason I can possibly fathom is sheer jealousy. She is a rich beautiful actress and you all will never be. Leave the woman be. Everyone makes mistakes. Difference is that ours are not on display for all to eat up and consume like starving pathetic vultures!

ruby_... ruby_jewel_04

Crys, she's no longer rich OR beautiful. She's ruining her self, her life, and her talent with booze, drugs, and not taking care if her health. It's sad.

tuffy... tuffymama

Lol. Crys is like those Robsten fans. "OhmahGAWDyouguysleavethemalooooonetheyLOOOOOVEeachotherandyou'rejustjealous!!!"

ruby_... ruby_jewel_04

lmao @tuffy. You totally just reminded me of that crazy gay dude that did the "leave Britney alone!" Video! I'm dying laughing over here!

MrsYo... MrsYoung1287

Well I just wasted 30 seconds of my life looking at that retarded slide show.......

nikki... nikkivolkov

Channing Tatum lucky charms he's magically delicious.

nonmember avatar crys

Wow Ms Ruby Jewel! I'm impressed..I do not realize how close to were to Ms Logan to be so apprised and up to date of her personal life. Heh..ok in all seriousness please give the girl a do not know all she has to deal with or everything she's been thru. You are merely someone who reads gossip rags with rumors about celebrities in order to entertain urself.Lindsay is a real person with feelings and frailties like us all. Got it now? God forbid u should make a dumb mistake and wind up front page tabloid news.......lets all try to give eachother a break.....

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