Everyone raise your hand if you think having sex seven times in 24 hours sounds like more of a chore than an adventure. Not so fast, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson! Put your hands down. If this latest and craziest rumor is to be believed, Robsten does, indeed, have sex seven times a day and frequents a raunchy shop in Hollywood where they stock up on Fifty Shades of Grey stuff like blindfolds, feathers, and handcuffs.
I can't even with these two. I just want to give them noogies and pinch their cheeks!
Sounds like I wouldn't have time, though, because they're just too busy getting it on.
A source told Star magazine that Rob and Kristen have a "very active sex life" and “regularly buy dvds, costumes, and props at The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood."
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It's shocking they haven't been caught by the paparazzi going in and out of this sex shop they go to so "regularly", isn't it? Maybe they're really sneaky and wear masks when they hit up The Pleasure Chest. Or maybe they're not photographed because they've never been there ... either or.
Anyway, if Rob and Kristen really are having sex basically like once every two hours, that's great for them. They've got a lot of catching up to do since they were apart there after KStew's affair for like four, five seconds. Think of all the love lost. It's a tragedy, really.
One thing's for sure, though -- this sexy-time habit of theirs is not sustainable. The human body can only take so much. Now, if they're really vampires, that'd be a whole 'nother story.
Do you think Robsten has sex seven times a day?
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