RPattz & KStew Supposedly Have Sex 7 Times a Day & It's a Miracle They Have Time to Make Movies

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kstew rpattzEveryone raise your hand if you think having sex seven times in 24 hours sounds like more of a chore than an adventure. Not so fast, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson! Put your hands down. If this latest and craziest rumor is to be believed, Robsten does, indeed, have sex seven times a day and frequents a raunchy shop in Hollywood where they stock up on Fifty Shades of Grey stuff like blindfolds, feathers, and handcuffs.

I can't even with these two. I just want to give them noogies and pinch their cheeks!

Sounds like I wouldn't have time, though, because they're just too busy getting it on.

A source told Star magazine that Rob and Kristen have a "very active sex life" and “regularly buy dvds, costumes, and props at The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood."

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It's shocking they haven't been caught by the paparazzi going in and out of this sex shop they go to so "regularly", isn't it? Maybe they're really sneaky and wear masks when they hit up The Pleasure Chest. Or maybe they're not photographed because they've never been there ... either or.

Anyway, if Rob and Kristen really are having sex basically like once every two hours, that's great for them. They've got a lot of catching up to do since they were apart there after KStew's affair for like four, five seconds. Think of all the love lost. It's a tragedy, really.

One thing's for sure, though -- this sexy-time habit of theirs is not sustainable. The human body can only take so much. Now, if they're really vampires, that'd be a whole 'nother story.

Do you think Robsten has sex seven times a day?

 

Photo via accidentalpaparazzi/Flickr

robert pattinson, kristen stewart

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johnn... johnnys_mom6605

That sounds like fun! LOL. For a day or two anyway.

pagir... pagirl1360

Don't know and don't care


 


 

rccol... rccola1945

   Yea, right!!!!!   That comes, under, the heading, OF THERE BUSINESS!!!!!!!!in love

Ghett... GhettoKoolAide

I would imagine sex with her to be boring. She's a horrid actress with one maybe one and half facial expressions.



I doubt it's seven times a day, because honestly who could be turned on that often by the same look?

SaraCVT SaraCVT

Maybe once in a while. At that age, when you're SOOO in love, sometimes you have special good-byes if you're going to be apart awhile (and somebody exaggerated a little?) But no! That would NEVER HAPPEN!

iiiya... iiiyadirf

I don't really think it's anyone's business how often these two have sex.  I doubt that it's 7 times as they are pretty busy people.  However, if it's true, good for them. 

nonmember avatar ted

1st of all--this is only hype for news,,, 2nd thing is,we really don't care,,and we don't really care at all about any celebs, as they put their pants on one-leg-at-a-time just like everybody else, plus they will someday stand before a Holy, Just God just like we all will----Hebrews 9:27,28

nonmember avatar Le

"it's shocking they haven't been caught by the paparazzi going in and out of this sex shop."
HELLO, THEY ARE VAMPIRES and move so fast the paparazzi cannot see them. :)

nonmember avatar me too

7 times a day? Not exactly believable. And even so....who gives a sheet what this slutbag and her dopey bf do. Personally, I think he has sex with her once or twice a day and she does a few other guys during the day to get the numbers up.

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