'Snooki & JWOWW' Season 2 Premiere Recap: Snooki Gets New Teeth to Impress Lorenzo

SnookiSnooki & JWOWW returned tonight for a second season, and while I can't say I'd really been missing them, the show does have a certain wacky charm. They picked up where they left off with Snooki eight months pregnant, and both of them pairing off with their men on opposite sides of town. 

Snooki's life revolves around preparing for Lorenzo's arrival, buying baby furniture, and worrying about ripping and pooping during the delivery. The normal stuff. Oh, and, of course, she had to get what all moms-to-be need -- new teeth. Lumineers to be specific. But they're so white and bright and big that they cause her to lisp. At least she'll be looking good when she meets Lorenzo -- which is why she said she got them in the first place.

"This morning I got Lumineers on my teeth because when Lorenzo sees me for the first time, I want him to be like, 'Holy sh*t, my mom is f--king awesome.'" I'm sure he was.

As for Jenni, she's practicing being a housewife, making dip for Roger's beloved MMA fight, and hoping for a ring. That's about it.

The big event of the episode was Snooki's big baby shower at a country club, aka "classy joint". There were oodles of presents and all of her friends and family, but Jionni was out golfing with his buddies. I'm not sure why he didn't attend the entire shower since there were other men, including her father, there, but she didn't seem too bothered by it. She did, however, expect him to show up at some point, and when he didn't, JWOWW and the crew went searching for him, but had no luck. Turns out, he'd gotten sick and was at the hospital. What a way to turn a lovely shower sour.

And that was about it. Previews show lots of excitement this season, from Lorenzo's birth to Snooki getting wild and crazy in clubs again. Jenni got her alcohol detection strips for breast milk as part of her shower gift (she doesn't want a drunk baby after all, since she's "no hillbilly"), and Snooki is primed and ready to pump and dump. A leopard-print wearing girl can never really change her spots.

What did you think of tonight's episode of Snooki & JWOWW?

 

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kelti... kelticmom

I loved the show. She has really impressed me with how she has matured and is handeling motherhood. And I love Roger. He reminds me of my husband. Hilarious, tough, manly, but not afraid to get a pedicure.

kelti... kelticmom

And as for the Lumineers, your teeth can have a big impact on your self esteem. If they made her feel better about herself and her smile, good for her. No different than whitening them or getting braces to fix your bite.

Miche... MichelleK41

Ok I tried to watch this the other day and just could not do it. I turned it to the Amish Mafia instead, LOL.

nonmember avatar Gabbs78211

I LOVED the show! I too am very proud of Snooki for taking on motherhood as she has. There are alot of young girls out there that can learn alot from Snooki.
And keep up the good work Jenni, Rog will turn around soon.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL ,AND SPECIAL PRAYERS FOR LARENZO !luv,gabbs78211

jessi... jessicasmom1

hey why not lol oh Michelle DD wanted to see that Amish Mafia I forgot it was on

leona24 leona24

I just don't get it.... why do people like this no talent tramp is beyond me.....

nonmember avatar mountaingirl

What? What the hell does she mean by "I'm no Hillbilly" "I don't want a drunk baby" where does she get her information? She's an idiot

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