In just 12 days, we'll all be treated to a little thing called Kim and Kourtney Take Miami. The show launches on January 20, and I don't know about you, but I'm planning to have a premiere party in which all my guests are forced to end? Everything they're saying? With a question mark? Regardless of whether or not it's a question? while we sit around and discuss what happened wearing bandage dresses and homemade baby bumps. And from the looks of this promo clip, there will be a lot? to discuss? Namely, the fact that Kim appears to assault Kourtney.
There's shoving, there's arguing, there may or may not be an earring pulled. Kourtney's a mom of two and Kim, now, anyway, is on her way to becoming a mother, yet these two adult women go at it like they're toddlers in a sandbox. Kim yells, "DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN!" then tries to make an angry face (Botox is her worst enemy) and lunges at her older sister. Ah, family.
You know, I wonder what Kourtney said to Kim. Maybe "Kim, Mom called?" Burn.
Kim's not the only one doing the slapping, though -- it looks like Kourtney lays a hard hit on Kim's gay "but not gay" best friend Jonathan Cheban, which, I can only guess, he totally deserved.
The biggest mystery, however, is where the hell is Kanye. How did they hide him all season? Guess we'll have to watch to find out.
The two-day premiere starts Sunday, January 20.
Are you looking forward to Kim and Kourtney Take Miami?