I don't mean to go all Double Rainbow Guy on you, but James Franco made a really, really, really weird video in which he lip-synchs to Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" song and James Franco is sort of kind of totally known for being a stoner and Justin Bieber was recently photographed smoking something that looks an awful lot like a joint and WHAT DOES IT MEAN? TELL ME! OH MY GOD IT'S SO INTENSE.
Okay, maybe I'm just getting something off the fumes of this video, but what the hell, James Franco. What on earth made him decide to imitate Bieber down to the bangs, whomperjawed flat-brim hat, and hoodie sweatshirt, before prancing around illuminated by flashlights while grinding on his Spring Breakers costar Ashley Benson? It's so ridiculous! It's so immature! It's so bizarre! It's so ... um ....
Inexplicably hot. Yes. James Franco as Justin Bieber is sorta hot.
So I don't know if Franco got up to some HIGHjinks (ho ho ho, see what I did there?) over the weekend and then had a change of heart, but apparently he posted the home-grown video on his WhoSay account on Monday, then deleted it.
Of course, this is the Internet, so the video lives on. Grab some munchies, kick back, and enjoy:
Yeahhhh. I mean, what was that? What WAS that? And why am I both rolling my eyes and fanning my décolletage? James Franco, you make me feel funny. Like I'm a little worried about your mental health ... but also like I'm climbing the rope in gym class?
In all seriousness, it looks like Franco was just having a good time goofing around with some buddies, and maybe poking a little fun at Bieber's recent troubles in the process. But it's okay, Justin, we know u trying to be better.
Scale of 1 to whooaaa, how geeked do you think James Franco is in this video?
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