'Bachelor' Recap: Sean Lowe Didn't Sign Up for This Kind of Crazy
Yeah ... so the premiere of The Bachelor just ended, and I honestly can't decide whether I'm really entertained, embarrassed, or just plain worried as hell for Sean Lowe because of the drama that's going to go down this season.
Ok, scratch that. I know exactly how I feel. I'm pretty much petrified for poor Sean, because he obviously doesn't have the slightest clue what he's gotten himself into as The Bachelor. I'm sorry you guys -- but I'm just not sure he can handle the multiple servings of crazy these chicks are bringing to the table.
I mean, the poor dude had to have Arie Luyendyk, Jr. give him kissing lessons before he met the ladies (yes, I know that term doesn't apply to all 26 women on the show), so right off the bat, it's pretty clear that Sean may possibly be even more naive than he was on Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette. (Blesssss his hearrrrt.)
And as soon as the limos started pulling up, it was pretty apparent that for a good majority of these gals, the crazy train left the station a long time ago.
Let's discuss a few of the women who definitely made a lasting impression tonight, which is not necessarily a good thing.
Ashley -- Um, yeah -- the Fifty Shades of Grey girl. Seriously? Did she not watch one single episode of The Bachelorette? Sean Lowe may be a lot of things, but Christian Grey is not one of them. He had NO idea what to do with that tie, and he didn't want to find out what she had in mind either.
Tierra -- Tierra? Tiara? Whatever. She showed Sean her tattoo, he ran inside the house and had a little chit-chat with Chris Harrison about breaking the rules, came back out and gave her the first rose, and BOOM! He christened her as the most hated girl in the house before the party even got started. Enter this season's Courtney Robertson.
Lindsay -- The girl showed up in a wedding gown. And then she got stupid drunk in said wedding gown and made a complete ass of herself -- and he still kept her around. (???)
AshLee -- The professional organizer who has a really cool way of spelling a very common name. Dude, did she even get a rose tonight? I'm totally confused and couldn't keep tabs on everyone because Sean kept handing out roses like tic-tacs throughout the night.
Kacie B. -- Ahh, yes. Sweet Kacie B. Love her. Loved her on Ben's season, and Sean is an idiot if he doesn't love her on his season. If she isn't his type, no one is. (Of course, he already gave her the friend card, so I'm not predicting wedding bells for the two of them.)
Man, considering how all over the place these women are and it's only the first night, I can't wait to see how the rest of the season plays out. And judging from the previews, there will be more than enough tears, ambulances, cat fights, and insane drama to make Sean Lowe's journey way more interesting than any of us probably expect it to be.
Who do you think was the craziest girl of the night? And do you have a favorite yet?
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