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'Bachelor' Recap: Sean Lowe Didn't Sign Up for This Kind of Crazy

by Mary Fischer on January 7, 2013 at 10:40 PM

Sean Lowe The Bachelor

Yeah ... so the premiere of The Bachelor just ended, and I honestly can't decide whether I'm really entertained, embarrassed, or just plain worried as hell for Sean Lowe because of the drama that's going to go down this season.

Ok, scratch that. I know exactly how I feel. I'm pretty much petrified for poor Sean, because he obviously doesn't have the slightest clue what he's gotten himself into as The Bachelor. I'm sorry you guys -- but I'm just not sure he can handle the multiple servings of crazy these chicks are bringing to the table.

I mean, the poor dude had to have Arie Luyendyk, Jr. give him kissing lessons before he met the ladies (yes, I know that term doesn't apply to all 26 women on the show), so right off the bat, it's pretty clear that Sean may possibly be even more naive than he was on Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette. (Blesssss his hearrrrt.)

And as soon as the limos started pulling up, it was pretty apparent that for a good majority of these gals, the crazy train left the station a long time ago.

Let's discuss a few of the women who definitely made a lasting impression tonight, which is not necessarily a good thing.

Ashley -- Um, yeah -- the Fifty Shades of Grey girl. Seriously? Did she not watch one single episode of The Bachelorette? Sean Lowe may be a lot of things, but Christian Grey is not one of them. He had NO idea what to do with that tie, and he didn't want to find out what she had in mind either.

Tierra -- Tierra? Tiara? Whatever. She showed Sean her tattoo, he ran inside the house and had a little chit-chat with Chris Harrison about breaking the rules, came back out and gave her the first rose, and BOOM! He christened her as the most hated girl in the house before the party even got started. Enter this season's Courtney Robertson.

Lindsay -- The girl showed up in a wedding gown. And then she got stupid drunk in said wedding gown and made a complete ass of herself -- and he still kept her around. (???)

AshLee -- The professional organizer who has a really cool way of spelling a very common name. Dude, did she even get a rose tonight? I'm totally confused and couldn't keep tabs on everyone because Sean kept handing out roses like tic-tacs throughout the night.

Kacie B. -- Ahh, yes. Sweet Kacie B. Love her. Loved her on Ben's season, and Sean is an idiot if he doesn't love her on his season. If she isn't his type, no one is. (Of course, he already gave her the friend card, so I'm not predicting wedding bells for the two of them.)

Man, considering how all over the place these women are and it's only the first night, I can't wait to see how the rest of the season plays out. And judging from the previews, there will be more than enough tears, ambulances, cat fights, and insane drama to make Sean Lowe's journey way more interesting than any of us probably expect it to be.

Who do you think was the craziest girl of the night? And do you have a favorite yet?

 

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Filed Under: reality tv, recaps, the bachelor

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  • britn...
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    britneykaren

    January 7, 2013 at 10:58 PM
    Man, I was hoping I wouldn't get sucked in this season since I don't like Sean...but now I want to see all the crazy
  • Texas...
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    TexasWife

    January 8, 2013 at 12:56 AM

    I saw the girl get out in the wedding dress and I was like. OH goodness. I stopped switching channels at that time just to see the rest unfold. I don't normally watch this show but holy moses. I might start.


  • Madel...
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    Madelaine

    January 8, 2013 at 9:24 AM

    Wow


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    k

    January 8, 2013 at 10:24 AM
    Ok, I must adnut that I saw the spoilers online - and they were spot on. However, I read thru the bios and based on the bios/bio photos, chose my faves. Ashlee was one. So was Tiera. Lindsay was another. But, Ashlee was my immediate winning instinct. After watching the premier, however, I hope I'm wrong. I do NOT like Ashlee one bit at this point: she was cruel to Tiera about the 1st impression rose and I developed an immediate dislike for her based on her cruel cattiness. I feel badly for Tiera, because she did have lots of positive energy, but Sean served her up - and she WILL BE picked to the bones - to the other girls when he gave her that rose.
  • kay
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    kay

    January 8, 2013 at 10:28 AM
    I read thru the bios and based on the bios/bio photos, chose my faves. Ashlee was one. So was Tiera. Lindsay was another. But, Ashlee was my immediate winning instinct. After watching the premier, however, I hope I'm wrong. I do NOT like Ashlee one bit at this point: she was cruel to Tiera about the 1st impression rose and I developed an immediate dislike for her based on her cruel cattiness. I feel badly for Tiera, because she did have lots of positive energy, but Sean served her up - and she WILL BE picked to the bones - to the other girls when he gave her that rose. I also feel badly for Lindsay - she drank too much to keep her prank light! I have a good feeling about her still, so hopefully one of my initial choices will work out, lol.
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    lalasmama2007

    January 8, 2013 at 10:46 AM

    I think Ashley and Lindsay were the craziest.  I don't have a favorite, but I did like kacie B in the past.


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    Cynthia Baker Sophie Sonne

    January 29, 2013 at 7:14 PM
    I am writing to request SOME ONLINE entry page for astrological signs for all the perspective matches. I am disgusted that no where on the internet is there a record. The online news mags are really SLIPPING...
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