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5 Reasons Taylor Swift & Harry Styles Were Never, Ever, Ever Gonna Stay Together

by Jacqueline Burt on January 7, 2013 at 10:23 PM

taylor swift harry stylesSo remember last week when Taylor Swift and Harry Styles made out in Times Square on New Year's Eve and everybody was like a zillion percent certain the couple was headed in One Direction, indeed: To the altar! (Because we all know how meaningful makeout sessions on New Year's Eve can be. Especially if both parties are sober enough to know each other's first names.)

Well, anyway, hope you didn't send a wedding gift just yet, because according to "a source," the pair decided to split up while vacationing in the British Virgin Islands (also last week). Apparently there was some sort of "heated argument," after which Swift went home to Nashville while Styles stuck around and hung out at gazilllionaire Richard Branson's home. (What two uber-wealthy/famous/beautiful kids could find to argue "heatedly" about in one of the most exquisite places on earth is up for debate.) Um, boo-hoo?

Seriously, don't tell me you didn't see this one coming. The signs were there from the start.

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5 Reasons Why Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Were Never, Ever, Ever Gonna Stay Together:

1. She's 23. He's 18. Come on, give me an effing break.

2. She's Taylor Swift. 'Member her? And her dating history?

3. He's a child. Yes, I know I already sort of said that.

4. She's Taylor Swift. 'Member her? Ugh, she's annoying.

5. She's a solo artist. He's a member of a boy band. As if that ever works! Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake, anybody? Tiffany and Jon Knight (he was a New Kid on the Block, all you whippersnappers)?

Did you ever think these two would make it as a couple?

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  • fleur...


    January 7, 2013 at 11:31 PM
    I hate Taylor Swift. She's so irritating because she acts like something she is clearly not. She is not this humble and innocent little country girl she pretends to be.
  • Carrie
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    January 7, 2013 at 11:43 PM
    No one with common sense did. Though, I put way more of the onus of this on her than on him. People love to point the finger at her boyfriends, forgetting the fact that she's a grown ass woman who insists upon acting like she's in middle school.
  • stara...


    January 8, 2013 at 12:47 AM
    #2 on this list says it all.
  • Zoeberry


    January 8, 2013 at 1:04 AM

    After all these recent  boyfriends changes, I really think it's her and not them.  Maybe she should write a song about her irritating self.

  • Madel...


    January 8, 2013 at 9:24 AM


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    January 8, 2013 at 9:28 AM
    Come on! She's not the only one who has a bad dating reputation, 'Member Harry's a cougar chaser!!!
  • Alain...


    January 8, 2013 at 10:30 AM

    lmao love these comments!!

  • lalas...


    January 8, 2013 at 10:42 AM

    No.  She probably picked Harry because she was in a writing slump and knew she could write a good song about him. lol

  • KAV1970


    January 8, 2013 at 10:53 AM

    1) He strikes me as a real a**. He thinks he the sh** & he's not.

    2) She needs to grow up & keep her private life, um, private.

  • sgure...


    January 8, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    Oh come one, they are kids. Who cares.

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