Sean LoweHere's a nice combination in smutty love that's sure to make your Monday: The Bachelor + Fifty Shades of Grey. Can't get much classier than that, can you, San Diego?

It's been hyped and hyped (and hyped again) that, holy crap, hold the phone, what is this, this will change everything, one of the contestants on The Bachelor, which is finally premiering tonight, is obsessed with Fifty Shades of Grey. If you forgot, we are here to remind you ... again. In maybe one of the most scandalous moves of all time, contestant Ashley P. dares to step out of the limo and pull a tie out of her dress.

We all know what Christian Grey likes to do with that tie.

Unfortunately, doesn't look like Sean Lowe's got that much of a kinky side. Too bad. Maybe a Fifty Shades twist is just what the show needs to kick things up a notch?

Season after season, you watch single people try to find love on reality TV and inevitably fail, with extremely rare exceptions. Maybe it's because they're all, um, boring. Lowe was asked if he likes it when women are that forward with him, and his response was: "Not really, no." That doesn't sound like much fun, does it?

Poor Ashley, doesn't sound like she's got much of a chance. Luckily for the sake of all humanity, though, we now know a little bit more about her.

Turns out she's a 28-year-old hairstylist from Macomb, Michigan. For some life-altering trivia, you oughta know she said that one of her absolute favorite things to do is to go on dates with her best friends and their SOs. According to Reality Steve (SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!), Ashley P. starts off by saying that she already has a man in her life ... Christian Grey. Oy. Then she goes on to say that she hopes Sean "would rip her clothes off and spank her." Reality Steve also describes her as "an annoying attention grabbing drunk." No wonder she's eliminated after the first round. Did I say there were spoilers?

Probably admitting one's kinkiness and obsession with a sexually dominant fictional character right off the bat isn't a good move for one's dating life, even though it might get you a lot of attention on reality TV, like Ashley P. is proving. Save that kind of talk for at least the second date.

What do you think of all the hype about Ashley P.'s obsession with Fifty Shades of Grey? Is that something you'd admit to on the first date?

 

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