Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Have a Minor Baby-Daddy Mix-Up & That's Their Cue to Divorce

kim kardashianThere was some confusion this morning regarding Kim Kardashian and Kanye's West's baby. Some people thought -- and blogged -- that California law would automatically declare Kris Humphries as the baby's daddy until "clear and convincing evidence" proved otherwise, since, technically, he and Kim are still married. But now, after an attorney spoke to The Huffington Post, things are cleared up. Evidently, "California law is clear that when a child is born to a married couple the presumption of fatherhood is in favor of the husband, but that assumes they are living together, cohabitating in legal terms. Since Kim and Kris are separated the presumption of Kris as the father would not apply."

That fact that there was any type of confusion about this at all proves one thing: Kris needs to divorce Kim now. It sucks because he's never going to get what he wants (Kim to admit their marriage was a sham), but still -- he's gotta do it. I mean, Kim is having a child. Time to move on, dude.

Even though I thought he was incredibly annoying during Kourtney and Kim Take New York, and I wondered what the hell Kim was doing with him, I feel kind of bad for him. It seriously is like Kim came into his life, completely ruined everything -- his heart, his reputation, his job -- and then peaced. Before Kim, most non-basketball fans never heard of Kris Humphries. Now everyone knows who he is, and thinks he's obnoxious (even if they feel bad for him). Kanye West hates him -- he even rapped something about him being lucky he doesn't have Jay-Z drop him from the Nets. Dude's life was wrecked, thanks to Kim. And from what it seems, he thought he was actually getting married for love, while Kim was getting married for publicity. He's basically a punchline now.

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I know it probably sounds like I'm Kris' PR manager right now, but trust me, I'm not. Like I said, I just feel bad for the guy, even if he was one of the more annoying people I've ever seen on reality TV. And he needs to move on. Divorce Kim already. Close this chapter of his life. Kim will never, ever, ever in a million years admit that this marriage was a sham. She's just wearing him down. And I think this -- the baby -- should be the breaking point.

Think about it this way. It's like when you feel you've been done wrong by a company -- say, a bank or an airline. You call the toll-free number (after searching god knows how long for it); then you sit on hold; then you go through various menus; then you push buttons; then you hear a computer say: "I'm sorry, can you repeat that?" nine times; until eventually you just give up. It isn't worth it. Kim's an airline, Kris. And I hate to break it to you -- but she's too big to fail.

Do you think Kris should divorce Kim or stick to his guns?


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Flori... Floridamom96

Am I the only one who finds it appalling that Kim has not only engaged in another relationship, but gotten pregnant by another man while still married? Why is it acceptable for a married woman to behave the way she is behaving?

Worki... WorkingMom8479

Kris should hold out indefinitely until Kim admits there marriage was a sham. If she does admit that, it will ruin her credibility with her brain-washed fans and ratings for future shows. This baby is the best thing that ever happened to Kris Humphries' legal team.  If Kim was so concerned, she could have taken measures to not get pregnant, its not rocket science.  If Kim wanted to get this done quicker, perhaps she should give back the engagement ring.


Both of them are in the wrong-- Kim just thrives on this publicity. 


It doesn't help, either, that CafeMom reports on her every six articles.

Pinkmani Pinkmani

The thing is Kim went to her sisters and her mother everytime she had a problem with Kris instead of going to him about it.


I also think that getting married was a mistake on Kim's part. She has always said that she wanted to get married by age 30. 

zandh... zandhmom2

Flordiamom, I agree with you completely! If I was Kris, I would never agree to divorice her until he gets what he wants from her.  I can't stand this family, I don't follow the show or their lives...don't care one bit about them but I'm shocked that at her age, she got pregnant without a thought to being to someone other than the father.

nonmember avatar Rachel

Why should he cave? This whole fiasco would be over if she would admit what we all already know:the marriage was a sham!

Madel... Madelaine

He needs to hold out

pjbarbie pjbarbie

You all need to stop being haters! 


1)  Kim didn't ruin his reputation or his job - she merely brought it to public attention what was already in process....he's an obnoxious loser.


2) Zandhmaom, you're in denial....you love Kim and her family - that's why you keep reading the articles and even stop what you're doing to post comments.


3) also zandhmom....how do you know she 'got pregnant without a thought'....  are you a personal friend of hers?  How do you know this information?


4) What a bunch of perfect people you all are....having never ever made a mistake in your life!  Never done anything that made you think as you were doing it "I shouldn't be doing this...I'm going to regret this?"


My momma always told me "When you point your finger at someone, look down at your hand and what do you see?  Three more fingers pointing back at YOU!"  Until you're perfect in every way STOP BEING HATERS

Flori... Floridamom96

And, of course, there's always someone with the "if you aren't perfect then you can't judge another" crap; and it is crap. Right and wrong are not matters of personal opinion. They are immutable, whether you like it or not. It is wrong to engage in an extramarital relationship. Period. In this regard Kris Humphries is just as wrong as Kim. I am perfectly capable of knowing what is right and what is wrong even if I'm incapable of never doing anything wrong. As are Kim Kardashian and you, pjbarbie. And, please, grow up. Be mature enough to disagree with someone without resorting to the ever childish "haters" refrain. This is not junior high, it's real life.

nonmember avatar Sandra

He should hold out! If she cares that much, she should have waited to have a baby until things worked out OR just not married Kris Humphries for publicity in the first place. Then she would we free to go!

nonmember avatar Connie

Let me tell you something that jerk Kris needs to buck up and be a man. Get over it and give her the divorce and stop trying to keep his name in papers. He needs to work on his game and rep sense. He lost Kim everyone. Saw how much of a a** he was to Kim and her family. Just look how he treated her sister. And now the law suit's. Sewing. Her new boyfriend. And her step dad wow what a a** he needs to get a life and move on if you don't like what is true move on and stop being a di**get over your self Kris

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