Kim Kardashian Says Her Baby Won't Be on TV & We'll See How Long That Lasts

kim kardashianIf Kim Kardashian doesn't put her baby on TV, I'll be shocked. And horrified. And I'll make a glittery yet scathing poster and have a one-woman picket party outside of NYC's Dash or Kanye West's Tribeca apartment demanding that their spawn be featured on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Because this rumor, this nasty little rumor that alleges Kim wants to keep her baby off of reality TV is ruining my new year. She got married to a mute giant on national TV and divorced him a few hours later, for crying out loud. When did Kim suddenly get scruples about privacy?

It's not like she has a leg to stand on when it comes to keeping her personal life, ya know, personal. Beginning with the sex tape and culminating with the two-hour wedding special, there's nothing Kim held sacred. Not even her psoriasis or the fact that she's kind of a dick to her brother Rob. It's all been on TV. We've all seen it.

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We've even seen her sister Kourtney pull her own child from her vagina. Kourtney's not opposed to putting her kids on TV -- what, does Kim think she's better than that?

The fact of the matter is, Kim would be making the smartest move of her life keeping her baby off TV, but it's the continuity issue that's just, like, annoying. Oh now you want a private life? Oh now you don't want to share every intimate detail of your life for money?

I'm afraid, for Kim's sake, that it ain't going to go down like that. You can't just turn off the switch. Her baby will probably make her more famous than ever (at least her pregnancy will), and the hand that feeds her will demand more. More shows. More magazine covers. More interviews.

If she bites that hand, I'll be mildly impressed ... but, I just, I just don't see her saying "no" to Kris or E! That baby will be the star of its own show by July if they get their way.

Do you think Kim would really keep her baby off TV?

 

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abra819 abra819

Her eyelashes look nasty in that pic. Personally, I couldn't care less about this little baby. Of course, I wish it great health, but I really don't care. She's a joke, he's an ass.

jessi... jessicasmom1

really the whole clan is on tv or the news .. forget about it already

RMT1995 RMT1995

I personally don't think she's really pregnant ... she seems like such a fame whore that it's just something they're doing for publicity.

count... countrygirlkat

I doubt she will go through with it.  Even if she does they baby will still get plenty of media time with paparazzi and all.

Mindy... Mindymama

I would really love to see her baby on TV. I enjoy watching the Kardashians.

timon95 timon95

nope

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