Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie's Wedding Tattoos Will Be Way Better Than Tommy & Pam's Matching Ink
Who knew Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were such big fans of Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson? Just kidding, everybody knew that. (No, I'm still kidding.) Anyway, rumor has it the couple is considering getting matching tattoos to commemorate their impending nuptials, but the pair is having trouble deciding on the perfect symbol of their divine and undying love. Apparently the aforementioned trainwreck of a celeb union's choice (names on ring fingers) isn't quite cool enough.
According to OK! Magazine:
"Angelina loves complicated and deeply thought-out tattoos that only have meaning to her and those closest to her. Brad likes something more visual and even suggested they do something a little silly, like a favorite cartoon character."
Well, that IS a conundrum.
I mean, I totally get where Angelina is coming from; plus, there's no question she has more experience than Brad when it comes to getting inked for love. On the other hand, Brad's suggestion is sort of sweet and adorable. And the kids would love it if Mom and Dad got matching cartoon characters! Perhaps a compromise is in order? Something silly and cute AND meaningful. Something like ...
1. Angelina's Tigress character from Kung Fu Panda
2. Lara Croft (not exactly a cartoon character, but close enough)
3. Brad Pitt's Metro Man character from Megamind
4. Brad Pitt's Patch Boomhauer character from King of the Hill
5. Marvin the Martian (just because duh, he's Marvin the Frigging Martian)
Better yet, they should just have the kids draw something cute. It would be instantly meaningful, obviously, and probably more than a little bit sily. Or whatever, does it even matter? It's not like anything Brad or Angie put on their bodies could make either of them any less exquisitely beautiful.
What kind of tattoos do you think Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie should get for their wedding?
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