There's Bruce, behind Khloe's head.I'll say it: I hope that Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner get a divorce. I know! It's so mean, but I can't help it. I want Bruce to save himself. I want him to run off into the sunset with his little helicopters and his Olympic medals and forget that he ever was a part of the Kardashian family. He's like an abused puppy around them, and I just want more for him. I want him to be free. Take this photo for example. There's Khloe in the front row next to Kris watching Lamar's game, then there's Kim and Kanye, and then there's Bruce, in the blurry distance, behind Khloe's head, all alone. Poor doggy.
Believe it or not, Bruce was sitting next to Kris at the game until Kimye showed up. Then he was relegated to the background. Let Kim and Kanye get their picture taken courtside! Let them get all the perks! Let them sit next to Kris so she can share some of the spotlight! And let Bruce go, tail between his legs, into oblivion.
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If you didn't think I was going to make generalizations about the inner workings of Kris and Bruce's relationship based on this one photo, then you are sorely mistaken.
It's just, it's like, I mean, that's how it always seems to go for Bruce. He always comes in second. Watching him on Keeping Up With the Kardashians is like watching a mouse scrounge around in the sawdust of a snake pit, except that the snakes are more verbally and emotionally abusive than physically ... and wear really fancy shoes.
I hope for Bruce's sake that's just the show's editing, but still, this photo is pretty much the epitome of how I view his and Kris' relationship -- Bruce in the back, Kim up front.
Do you ever feel sorry for Bruce?
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