Something tells me that Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice is going to hate Melissa Gorga's Christmas card. Melissa shared her family's holiday greeting with Us Weekly, and the picture shows husband Joe Gorga and her looking happy as can be with their three young children in their New Jersey backyard. They look natural. They're smiling. They look functional. They look like people you'd be friends with ... or more notably, they look like people you'd side with.
Oh man. Poor Teresa's probably seething over there in that debt-ridden Barbie playhouse of hers that she calls a home.
Because if there's anything Teresa hates most, it's her brother and sister-in-law's happiness. I bet Teresa would only be satisfied if the Gorgas' card featured Joe and Melissa on the pole, since, ya know, they're strippers and everything.
Teresa's cards, on the other hand, are nice, but they're completely staged and devoid of any emotion. They're more like a lesson in how many bows one child can wear and less about the love that binds a family together during the holidays.
But Melissa's card? It's full of realness. She's not putting on airs. She's not pretending to be something that she's not, which Teresa does ad nauseam. I mean, you couldn't even get that woman to admit to blinking.
There are a few rumors that Teresa's "really happy" for Melissa's new book deal, but please, we all know these two will never work things out. I'm sure Tre's just as miffed by this simple Christmas card as she is by Melissa's soon-to-be bestseller.
Oh, and one more thing about the Gorgas' card. How brilliant is the photographer for shooting the pic on a hill? Joe Gorga's elfin status is suddenly elevated to human levels when he stands on a slope. Genius.
Happy holidays!
What do you think of the Gorgas' holiday card?
Photo via Linda Marie


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Boring! Obviously it is the Bravo pr machine stirring up more inconsequential drama for next year's reunion. I bet this will be episode one. Mark my words. I predicted it. Theresa will have to pretend to be pissed off at Melissa's Christmas card. What other dark and dastardly secrets can the Gorgas come up with now? Give me a Break! Seriously, What people want to know is if Joe Giudice is going to jail, who his latest mistress is, etc. That would be juicy! The other non-interesting normal family dysfunction can have only so much entertainment value. What I want to see is the Gorga/Guidice kids be their cute selves. The little Gorga kids are more entertaining that mama and daddy. Andy Cohen I am writing the script for you here. Show me the money! $$$$$$$$ Feature lots more Gia and Milania!! Tons of cute little Antonio, Gino, and Joey! Now Melissa and her press machine famewhore husband Joe "The Real Family Stripper who used a pole" Gorga are courting the press to hock her music.
typo I meant to type mama and daddy. Also, I just read the US Weekly article and it isn't just the Bravo PR machine and the regular famewhore pr going on for the music but apparently according to an US Weekly article there is a book in the words. Wanna know the title? Make sure you aren't eating anything before I tell you what it is! Here is my copy and paste from the usweekly website: "Christmas is the best holiday for us," Melissa explained. "We'll invited lots of people and have ridiculous amounts of food and drinks… Very traditional, very Italian -- it's loud at our house," adds the "I Just Wanna" singer, who just secured a major book deal with St. Martin's Press for Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage. Meanwhile, , her builder hubby Joe says he's already made some saucy New Year's resolutions: "More kinky sex! He says. (Donate to the help Teresa get away from her famewhore brother and sisterinlaw fund!) Meow!!!!!
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