The evil geniuses over at Bravo aren't resting on their laurels this holiday season; instead they're slowly stirring a pot of drama-stew for us to enjoy sometime in the new year. Rumor has it that Kim D. is going to join the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Yes, that bottle-bleached blonde who owns the saddest little strip mall boutique ironically named Posche, who conspired with Teresa Giudice to set up Melissa Gorga, and who, as Joe Gorga pointed out, allegedly snorts coke in her free time and hangs out with "the big boys", is coming to the dirty Jerz.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, this is the best news since I heard Danielle Staub was returning. Having Kim D. on the show is going to be like Christmas every day, except instead of opening a pretty sweater, we'll watch strung-out Kim D. open a can of whoop-ass on anyone who tries to take her screen time.
Nothing's been confirmed, but a source says Bravo's working out the kinks in Kim D.'s contract because, well, they're afraid that if all their Ts aren't crossed, the other housewives will quit since, you know, Kim D. is pretty much the worst.
But! She makes great TV. She was willing to sell her soul on the RHONJ last year and she wasn't even getting a salary to do so. Imagine what she'll be capable of when she's getting a Bravo paycheck.
Truth of the matter is Bravo kind of needs Teresa to have an ally next season. Everyone in their right mind hates Teresa, and if she's all alone, it just feels kind of sad to beat up on her. She needs an equally immoral and self-serving buddy so that we feel like she's "supported."
Enter Kim D.
This is going to be amazing.
Do you want Kim D. to be a RHONJ cast member?
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