Kristen Stewart Can’t Hang Onto Robert Pattinson by Getting Bigger Breasts

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Kristen StewartOk, so this HAS to be nothing more than just a rumor, but it's worthy of our discussion, nonetheless.

According to a source who talked to the National Enquirer, Kristen Stewart is considering getting a boob job, because she thinks it will help her hang onto Robert Pattinson. (Can you believe this one?)

The source says, "Kristen is terrified that Rob is going to leave her for someone else. She has always been insecure about her boobs, and she is totally convinced Rob would find it a massive turn-on if she had even a subtle size increase."

(Um, you've gotta be kidding me.)

Before I go any further, let me just reiterate that I'll be absolutely shocked if there is one hint of truth to this story.

And I really, really hope there isn't -- because Kristen's in for a rude awakening if she truly thinks increasing her bust size will make Rob less likely to leave her.

First of all, he just doesn't strike me as a boob dude. Considering how loyal he's been to her over the past few years, it's obvious that he finds her other traits (like intelligence, personality, and maturity) much more important than her breast size.

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Second, while he may be initially very turned on if she happened to go out and splurge on a pair of new "girls," the novelty will wear off eventually. It's not like a breast enhancement will seal the deal as far as them staying together forever goes.

And lastly, if Kristen (or any woman for that matter) feels the need to resort to plastic surgery in an effort to keep her man, then odds are good that the relationship isn't worth hanging on to in the first place.

Kristen looks great just the way she is, and I don't think I'm going out on a limb by saying I'm pretty sure Rob agrees.

Would you ever consider changing your appearance to please your man?

 

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dirti... dirtiekittie

i stopped reading at "national enquirer".

Fondue Fondue

Regardless of her boob size, she won't be able to hang on to him unless she stops being a whore.

tnyangel tnyangel

If you want to be taken seriously, why would you use the National Enquirer or OK Magazine as source material at all? It's seriously bumming me out. 


If you want to be taken seriously, stop covering this crap.

Erin Kull

why would she want to...he is so gross

nonmember avatar IluvRob

Obviously she already got a boob job. From aaa to b.

Rashi Nanda

this is the stupidest topic I have ever heard. boob job. oh god. it's so ridiculous.

MamaD... MamaDee83

If breasts are te reason that a man leaves you, then he wasn't the one you are supposed to be with anyway. End. Of. Story.

nonmember avatar Dionna

She might find that not cheating on her boyfriend s a better way to get him to stay.

And did the author of this article just call her mature??? That's pretty funny.

Carlos Aona

Oh my..... more silliness. Bigger boobs turns-off most men. Reminds them of their mother. KS is perfect as is.

cocos... cocosmom158

 This was almost as bad as the article yesterday about Rob supposedly thinking Kristen smells. Now I'm not a fan of Twilight but I think you're being immature and catty.

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