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Melissa Gorga’s Book Deal Promises Even More Gross Details About Her Sex Life With Joe

by Adriana Velez on December 19, 2012 at 6:01 PM

melissa gorgaYou know how Melissa and Joe Gorga are so TMI with their HOTHOTHOT sex life on Real Housewives of New Jersey? I mean, glad the magic is still there and everything, but we don't need the details. And yet: More details about Melissa and Joe's sex life are headed our way!

No, it's not a sex tape. The world remains safe from that, at least. Melissa Gorga just nabbed a book deal. She will be penning the soon-to-be classic advice book, Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage. According to Melissa, we were asking for it!

Melissa says, "I can't tell you how many times Joe and I are approached by fans asking how they can have a marriage like ours. A great marriage doesn't just happen. It's a job." Okey dokey, I'm just going to leave that "It's a job" line alone even thought it's soooo tempting. But seriously? Who are these people who are asking Melissa for more information about her marriage? Because I think we've already seen way more of it than we ever asked for.

And the alternate title for Melissa's book could have been How Joe Overcompensated For His Shortness With Stallion-Like Hot Sex With Me Like All The Time, because that's what this is really all about. Not that there's anything wrong with short men! Just short men who go on television and must prove to the world that while they are small in some aspects they are HUGE where it counts, wink wink, know what I mean?!?

So it all comes down to this: Melissa Gorga laid the groundwork for her book on the show. And it kind of seems like all the fuss on the show was just to make her short husband seem more manly. And... come to think of it, isn't there something kind of sweet about that? You know, underneath all the gross exhibitionism, and the hotter-than-thou stuff, which is probably totally fake? I don't know, I'm just trying to see the bright side here.

Will you buy Melissa Gorga's book -- or at least steel a few peeks at it at the book store?

 

Image via Bravo

 

Filed Under: reality tv, real housewives, television, books

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  • HARMONY
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    HARMONY

    December 20, 2012 at 3:10 AM
    OMG TOO FUNNY..THERE IS NO BRIGHT SIDE EWWWIEEE..LOL
  • rena1970
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    rena1970

    December 20, 2012 at 5:58 AM
    2 Funny!!! I think its great they have a good marriage but its only been like 7yrs.!! I've been w/ my hubby for 25yrs.!! Let's c what its like in 18 more!! Lol they r a great couple but seems like her sis-in-law tries 2 keep up w/ her when it comes 2 bedroom talk!! Lol they r a hot couple who seem really genuine-at-heart + seem really down-2-earth considerin they could act really snotty w/ all their $$!! Lol
  • hexxuss
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    hexxuss

    December 20, 2012 at 8:21 AM

    The oddest part about me even knowing her name, and her husband, and her sister-in-lw, is that I don't even have regular TV stations, let alone cable TV... it's only from articles online - tells me that these people get WAY too much press time ;-)


  • Lucil...
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    Lucille Mason

    December 20, 2012 at 5:27 PM

       sorry mellissa,   you aren't that interesting,so don't care about your marriage  or sex  life. your book will   sell as good as  your  cd's  they don\t lol


  • Lee...
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    Lee Finlay

    December 20, 2012 at 6:09 PM

    Lets see.......Melissa Gorga's book or hot pokers in my eyeballs.....I'll take the hot pokers!!


  • JaneDoh
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    JaneDoh

    December 21, 2012 at 8:51 AM
    Come on....does she really need more money that bad? Someday their kids will be embarrassed by all this like Gia is by her self absorbed family.
  • JaneDoh
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    JaneDoh

    December 21, 2012 at 8:53 AM
    Come on...does she really need more money? Someday their kids will be embarrassed by all this like Gia is by her self absorbed family.
  • PhyllisP
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    PhyllisP

    January 6, 2013 at 10:14 AM

    Ewwwe... this is just way TMI ... definitely an opportunist ... Teresa writes books ...hmmm I see a copycat !!!



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