The Kardashian Christmas Card Is Here & Mysteriously Leaves Someone Out (PHOTO)

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kardashian christmas card 2012I've been staring at my computer for 20 minutes trying to think of a funny/original intro, and it just isn't happening -- every Kardashian joke has been done. So I'm just going to cut to the chase: The 2012 Kardashian Christmas card has been released, and not only did it take every ounce of willpower I could muster to not write "Kardashian Kristmas Kard", it's the crew's most ... advertisementy-looking one yet. Oh, and someone's missing: A little rapper named Kanye West. (But Mercy the cat isn't [RIP little dude].)

As Sister Khloe konfessed (ah, that feels better) the annual Kardashian Christmas card is -- well -- it's a big sham. They're not even together while taking it -- they're all PhotoShopped in (because that's what the holidays are all about). So ... why couldn't Kanye "be" there?

Because he and Kim just started dating, that's why!

I definitely don't consider myself to be president of the Kim and Kanye Forever fan club. In fact, like the rest of the world, I find them really annoying. And I think most of what they do is for publicity. But I think it's smart of him (or her?) to not make a cameo on their Christmas card. A boyfriend of a not-even-a-year should not be on a family holiday card. Kim and Kanye started dating in April 2012 -- thanks, Lindsay, for that crazy, off-the-top-of-your-head factoid! -- that's too soon to be Christmas carding it up together. If they're still dating next December, by all means, do your thing. But not this year.

I know people may beg to differ on this, but personally, I'm against the joint boyfriend-girlfriend Christmas card unless you're living together. Too risky. Not enough commitment. Once you share a house with your significant other, I think it's "safer", for lack of a better word. It's less likely -- and a lot harder -- to break up.

So, I guess this is just a really long-winded way of me saying: Good move, Kanye. I don't always like your style, but in this instance, I'm with you. Merry Christmas, dude.

What are your thoughts on joint holiday cards?


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nonmember avatar Lilo

The kitten is so cute!

Pinkmani Pinkmani

Looks good!

nonmember avatar michele

Why is Rob holding a hair dryer??????

wamom223 wamom223

I would never let my teenage daughter show that much leg, model or not.  Just sayin'.

4cadi... 4cadillac

I had noticed that kanye wuz missing. But since i read the article i agree that its 2 soon in their relationship 4 joint xmas cards. I dislike those type of cards anyhow. But i love 2c the kardashians cards. 

2nino... 2ninos4me

i didnt even noticed that he was missing when i read an article about the pic until i saw the title on this one lol

theres no reason for him to be in the pic , dating is as important as marriage  , besides , if they add any person that these people date then their card would be fulllllll of other peoples ;lol

curly... curlygirl31

Rob is holding earphones

worki... workingmama86

i just wanna know why Bruce's other children aren't in the picture. They are apart of the family as well... 

jessi... jessicasmom1

odd to say the least  and way to whiteeeeeeeeeee


Angela Blair

Um, one of the younger girls is missing. There's Kendall, but where's the other one? Did no one else notice this?!

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