God I love a good year-end roundup. Condensing the 365 days I just lived into a round number of momentous events just feels so good, like cleaning out my closet, finishing a term paper, or pouring shredded cheese into my mouth over the sink. Won't you travel with me down memory lane as we revisit the top 12 most talked about celebrity stories of 2012?
It'll be fun! Promise.
It all started in January. Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital for prescription pill use, alcohol abuse, inhaling whip-its "exhaustion" while her soon-to-be-officially-ex-husband Ashton Kutcher partied in Brazil. There were bizarre 911 calls, talks of estranged relationships with her daughters, and a whole slew of mental problems. Is she getting any better? You be the judge.