Lindsay Lohan's Probation Revoked, but Prepare to See Her Get Off Scot-Free Again

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lindsay lohanWe were all waiting with bated breath as we awaited Lindsay Lohan's court hearing this morning. (What, just me?) And now, the day of reckoning ... has been postponed. LiLo got her probation revoked, but we'll have to wait until January 15 to find out if she has to do time for lying to police and reckless driving following her car crash last June.

Lohan faces up to 245 days in jail. But TMZ is speculating she may get away without jail time yet again because the Commissioner Jane Godfrey "isn't a fan of jail." WHAT?

It's like jail is allergic to Lohan or something. Remember the last time she was sentenced to 30 days in jail? A MERE 30 DAYS! She checked in, and then bounced back out hours later like a rubber ball. What the hell! Lindsay has been "going to jail" but not really "going to jail" for years now. Jeebus, even jail can't take LiLo.

I'll tell you one thing. If Lindsay evades jail time yet again, there will be rioting in the streets. The outrage! People with nothing better to do will gather pitchforks and torches (from where I'm not certain but never mind) and protest against this flagrant abuse of justice.

Not that jail time would do her much good. How much "thinking" is she going to do there, really? I honestly don't know what's going to turn the girl around. How do you solve a problem like La Lohan? (How do you catch a cloud and pin it down -- um, anyone else like singing Sound of Music songs?) Hey wait, there's an idea. Maybe instead of jail, Lindsay should be sent to a nunnery.

Do you think Lindsay Lohan will serve jail time, ever?

 

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SaphireH SaphireH

if she doesn't straighten up her next stop will be the mourge because of over dosing on drugs or booze or a combo of both. celebs who act the way she does need to be scared straight otherwise it wont end up good for them

Abbey Weisshaar

A nunnery would be a far better punishment that jail. She should also be held to the same standards as the rest of us. I'll be taking the the streets with a torch and pitchfork right along with you.

nonmember avatar Scott

No and she shouldnt. Honestly jail should be for criminals, I believe she didnt intend to steal anything ftom that store. I think that nobody is safer with Lilo in jail. Now taxpayers should pay to house and feed her no thanks. America needs to pay attention to real criminals cutting deals and going free.REAL crimes. Come on

nonmember avatar Scott

Actually if she were treated like everyone else then she would have been dropped charges the first time for being first offense and also no one would care. Again real criminaks walk fir drugs and robbery all the time

nonmember avatar fatal

hit and run resulting in injury (felony), DUI(as many as she has -felony), lying to cops, stealing over $900(felony),skipping out on a $40,000 hotel bill (felony), tax fraud(federal felony), assault and battery(felony) drinking and doing drugs ON PROBATION ARE REAL CRIMES Scotty my boy-you would be in jail if just did some of them-go ahead give it a shot-write me from jail

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