It's official: Demi Moore thinks she's 25 years old. If her marriage to man-child Ashton Kutcher, her insane amount of youth-preserving plastic surgery, her foray into the teenage drug whip-its, and her new 26-year-old boyfriend didn't tip you off, these photos of Demi Moore's wild night in Miami sure will. The 50-year-old actress was caught dancing her face off in a mini jumpsuit celebrating Art Basel, and from looking at the pictures, you can't help but cringe a little. I mean, one glimpse of Lenny Kravitz's less-than-amused face says it all.
It's just awkward. I can't put my finger on why, exactly, but it just is.
It's kind of like when a college student shows up to a high school party. It's not that they're unwelcome, or don't share the common interest of getting drunk and having a good time in a basement, it's just that you sort of expect the college kid to have better things to do. You expect that they've graduated from the high school kind of fun and have found other, more mature interests to pursue, like drinking above ground, with peers, in public.
It's time Demi move on. She needs to stop being the proverbial 22-year-old who's someone's date at the prom.
Maybe a good rule of thumb for her would be asking herself, WWRD? What would Rumor do? If her 24-year-old daughter would do whatever Demi's thinking of doing, then maybe Demi should dial it back.
Because, if she doesn't, the next thing you know she's Trip McNeely sitting on a swing, talking to Mike Dexter about how stupid adults only want to talk about world issues and "ecomological" crap.
It's just starting to get a little sad face.
Do you think Demi needs to grow up, or, it's cool! Grrl just having fun!
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In this picture, I actually get the impression that whatever Demi is doing with her arms all akimbo like that, she's doing it to tease or embarass Lenny Kravitz, like he just said, "Remember when we went to ________ and you got all crazy and were dancing on the tables?" and she said, "Oh! Like this?!" just to make him laugh. No one else looks like it's dancing time?
(Of course, I say this only because this is a favorite pastime of mine when I'm out with my 23 yo niece...she starts bopping to a song and I immediately go into 'finger pointing dance mode' a la John Travolta. It's great fun! :D)
haha, I thought that was Andy Williams ghost (he just passed) too, Rachel! That really says how old I am.
Lol she's just dancing, Jesus.
Better to dance than cry. At least she's out there trying to have fun--I'd say it's cathartic. I'm an older woman who occasionally gets down. Soon you'll be "older" too, and wonder why suddenly you're supposed to act like a granny.
Lenny Kravitz, although phenomenally good to look at, is so up his own ass it makes him unsexy. I mean seriously, he's not even cracking a smile. My only comment to Demi would be to avoid such short shorts but as far as the goofiness? You go girl!