Jenelle EvansTeen Mom Jenelle Evan's sudden marriage to Courtland Rogers may have seemed out of the blue, but actually he, like, TOTALLY had a legit reason for wanting to tie the knot fast -- he has just been charged with a felony moments before. Say what?!

If that doesn't make any sense to you (and it really doesn't), then you can imagine my shock, too. He claims he is innocent, natch. But his troubles with the law seem far from over. He was charged with a felony for obtaining property by false pretenses. Swell. 

Like husband, like wife. Sigh. These two make quite the pair in and out of jail and trouble with the law. They are like Bonnie and Clyde only less cool, especially when you consider that they both have children. Oh yes. Rogers is a daddy.

Apparently, on top of their criminal records, they also have single parenthood in common, though neither one of them is exactly living with their kid.

Rogers is in some war with his "baby momma" and his daughter JaJa is paying the price (an aside: Will Jace and JaJa be confusing?). These two seem tailor made for one another.

Unfortunately, this is a situation where REAL children are involved and they will be REALLY hurt by their parents. Rogers claims to be clean and sober and I want to believe him, but Jenelle's track record is not so good.

Why could she not have picked a better man? She is a pretty girl. She seems smart and at least somewhat savvy. She IS capable of knowing right from wrong. You can't tell me that there was NO man better than Rogers who she could have married.

Alas, I would bet $300 she will be pregnant in a few months (if she isn't already) and this vicious cycle will continue. Mark my words: Three months from now, you will read my post on a Twitter war between her and Rogers, talking about the money he owes their yet-unborn fetus. Sigh. We all know where this is going, alas.

Do you think Jenelle's future is bright?

 

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