'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Recap: Brandi Glanville & Adrienne Maloof's War Has Only Just Begun
Well, for what was supposed to be Kim Richards' celebration of sobriety weekend, there sure was a lot of booze flowing in Ojai. Tonight on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we picked up where we left off at the dinner in which Brandi Glanville told Adrienne Maloof to shut the f*ck up.
Despite the fact that she deserved it, everyone was all hung up that she used "The 'F' Word," and so Brandi did apologize for using it. She didn't apologize for telling Adrienne to shut up though, and I don't blame her. There was some more drama when Brandi announced she just got a book deal, and Taylor Armstrong's response was to start meditating. She is still hung up on the fact that Brandi called her out for writing a book about her marriage. The big difference, however, is that Brandi's ex didn't commit suicide and is still around to defend himself. Big difference.
And oh yeah, Adrienne got a book deal too ... which no one seemed to care about at all.
Anyway, after all of that, which was completely baffling to Yolanda Foster, they seemed to move on from Shut-the-F*ck-Up Gate quite well, and soon they were naked, smearing mud on one another, and cavorting about.
Once the booze started flowing that evening, it was Housewives gone wild. Yolanda (who can't drink alcohol because she is having the tissue from unborn lamb fetuses or something like that injected into her body) and Kim headed to bed while the rest of the women competed in arm wrestling matches (Brandi's celebratory dance when she beat Adrienne is the BEST), did drunken gymnastics and moves in which I'm amazed no one broke a bone, and had all sorts of drunken fun. The bygones were bygones, and it looked like that clay from God or some Ojai magic may have really brought them all together.
But of course, it wasn't that simple. In the sober morning sun as they rode back in the limo toward Beverly Hills, Kyle had to go and bring up the dinner again, and everything started all over again. Adrienne continued to play innocent, saying she was not trying to bring attention to Kim crying, which is bullsh*t. She was trying to start drama and she knows it, but she'll never admit it -- probably not even to herself. Brandi isn't about to back down, and also seems pissed about Paul and Adrienne trying to pressure her into sending out some Tweets for them.
There's clearly a lot brewing there. In the end, Brandi said, "If Adrienne and I don't nip this in the bud, things could get ugly." I sense there will be no nipping, as previews for next week look explosive with Paul screaming at Brandi. I wonder what Yolanda will think of that.
Team Brandi or Team Adrienne?
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