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Who doesn't love themselves some Honey Boo Boo? I mean, reality TV just doesn't get better than Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, with the exception, of course, of Jersey Shore. But here's the problem: Snooki & the gang are moving on (or something), and while the Honey Boo Boo bunch provides hijinks a plenty, well, Honey Boo Boo Child is a child. And, as such, there's a severe lack of boozing, boobs and brawls on the TLC hit. So what are we supposed to do when the Shore is no more?
Leave it to MTV to meet your every lowbrow entertainment need (event the ones you didn't know you had)! Coming in January, it's Buckwild, which, from MTV's description, basically sounds like Honey Boo Boo: The Teenage Years: "[Buckwild] follows the exploits of nine friends in small town Sissonville, West Virginia, as they fight, drink, four-wheel, dive in mud puddles and generally tear things up while following their simple credo: 'Whatever happens, happens.'"
Oh, lord Jesus.
You got redneck on my guido! You got guido on my redneck!
Sounds like a hit to me. And just wait til you hear about the cast of characters! These blurbs are from the MTV website:
Shain: The outgoing former high school prom king (who missed the dance because he had to work) has tried every gig from mining to garbage man. His hobbies include mudding, hunting and four-wheeling.
Shae: Known around town as a Southern belle, nursing student Shae has been chased around by just about every eligible bachelor in Sissonville, yet always ends up with the bad boys. Oh yeah, her first kiss was on the back of a four-wheeler.
Anna: She comes from the nicer part of town, but Anna prefers getting down and dirty in creeks and is trying to figure out what she wants to do with her life.
Joey: Shain's best friend since they were toddlers, Joey fancies himself a ladies' man with a reckless "Jackass" heart.
Yeah, I bet you're thinking what I'm thinking: The Situation WHO!?
(Also: The decline of Western Civilization is nearly complete. All hail Buckwild.)
Will you watch MTV's Buckwild?
Image via MTV