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Lindsay Lohan's Latest Arrest Has All the Makings of Another Bad TV Movie (VIDEO)

by Mary Fischer on November 29, 2012 at 9:57 AM

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Lohan leaving the police station.
Sigh. Guess what everyone? Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault in the wee hours of the morning today after she allegedly punched a woman in the face at a club in New York City.

(I know, drama seems to follow her everywhere.)

Ok, so from what TMZ has reported so far, here's how it all went down. Supposedly Lindsay and this woman were heard exchanging "fighting words" while they were sitting in booths near each other at Club Avenue. Lindsay reportedly looked at her and said, "Give me my space."

And then sometime after that, LiLo apparently threw a punch and the cops were called and the woman left the club with a visible bruise on her cheek. Linds was handcuffed, taken into custody, and booked for thirddegree misdemeanor assault.

Ok, so you can't really see the bruise all that well in this shot, but it IS there.

Here is a photo of the alleged victim:

Lohan victim

As of the present hour, Lindsay has been released, but she will have to head to court at some point because she was given a "desk appearance ticket."

(Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Will you ever learn?)

Is it just me, or is her life really starting to resemble the plot of a really bad TV movie? (Oh wait -- didn't Lohan just star in one of those?)

Forget Liz & Dick -- producers should really think about making a film based on Lindsay's life, because odds are good it would fare a lot better than Elizabeth Taylor's life story.

I mean, can't you just picture it? Something like LiLo's Story: The tragic tale of a freckle-faced child actress who had all the makings of being one of Hollywood's biggest stars, only to venture off-course into a downward spiral that eventually made her the laughing stock of the showbiz world.

Heck, I don't know about you, but my eyes would be glued to the TV set to watch a Lohan biopic. It would definitely make for some great entertainment -- that is as long as they cast a much better actress to play her.

Here's a video clip of Lindsay being arrested. To answer her question, no, they aren't kidding, honey.

 

Do you think Lindsay will ever get her act together? (Seriously, what's her deal?)

 

Images via Splash

Filed Under: lindsay lohan, scandal, movies

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  • hello...
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    hellokd87

    November 29, 2012 at 10:36 AM

    What I think Lindsay needs is a wake up call. Don't let her stay in these posh hotels. Make her shop at second hand thrift stores, discount clothing stores, and regular restaurants. Get her away from the Hollywood life. From what we've seen in numerous other celebrities, that life is toxic to anyone with a slight misconception of reality. She needs to live in a rough part of a bad neighborhood, let her know that all the glitz and glamour are sugar coating her downward spiral cos, honey, take away the luxury items and your life isn't all that pretty. She's just a junkie with a designer bag.


  • Evaly...
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    EvalynCarnate

    November 29, 2012 at 10:57 AM

    Why make a movie? We see enough of this garbage on the "news"..


  • Pinkmani
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    Pinkmani

    November 29, 2012 at 11:01 AM

    Ugh! I was honestly rooting for Lindsay! I thought she was on the right track since she went back to work.


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